My wife said she wants a divorce twice already. All she has to do is say it one more time and by Norse law we're divorced.
Wow, that's heavy. What're ya gonna do?
Well I was thinking of having a feast and inviting a bunch of Swedes over. Then pretend to get drunk and let them steal her, and act all upset and stuff.
Not a bad idea. those Swedes will steal anything not nailed down...
Yeah, but I already nailed her to the floor, so I guess I should remember to leave a pry bar lying around too.
