Dr. Pembroke, the fortune of our temple is karmically linked to the life of our panda. Can you save him?
I'm not sure Master Po. He seems to be suffering from an abcessed libido. Its a very serious problem with dire consequences if the treatment doesn't prove effective.
We place our trust and the future of our temple in your venerated hands, Dr. Pembroke. May Buddha smile upon you.
And you've provided the supplies i require?
Errr...most of them. A two pound tub of KY jelly, a thong woven from bamboo fiber and twenty tablets of Ecstasy. We could not obtain any 'panda plushie' porn.
Damn! My trusty inflatable love koala will have to do then
