I'm warning you, this is going to be very expensive. If I don't perform on him as soon as possible he will have an episode of Testi-Splosion Colossicus!
Shit! I knew this was going wasn't going to be cheap. Fucking dragons! Griffons were SO much easier to keep.
Time is money, Wizard! This procedure is going to take a VERY long time I'm aroused to say! We must begin anon if I'm to relieve your dragon!
Wait. Did he say 'aroused'? Screw it. I'll be damned if I'm the only Wizard in these parts without a dragon...
So if you'll just give your consent, I'll have that dragon blowing huge, thick streams of fire in no time!
