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"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

20,000 Reams Under The Sea.

by ArtemisStrong
10-22-03


	D'ya think we packed enough dehydrated eel-steaks for our undersea voyage, Tobor (the ass-raping robot)?


	Goddammit... All purity and innocence is lost in our consumeristic, capitalist/fascist world! Our collective soul has been crushed by conglomerated wealth machines!


	Calm down there ol' chap. Hey, look out the starboard porthole... I think I see a colencath. Truly amazing!


	Why must there be opulent greedmongers feasting on the flesh of dead creatures while aerosol huffing teenagers die hungry on the streets? Why God, WHY?


	Because I said so. Now go make me an Ostrich burger! (Life is sweet.)


	*Yes, my Horrible and Amazing Lord and Saviour and Love Connection. [Praying sounds]*

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