Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

We Can Attribute THAT To The Sanifreeze Cocktail.

by ArtemisStrong
12-20-03


	So, what's the prog', doc?


	You're junked up bloodstream is advancing a degenerative disease you inherited. Plus, too, it makes you smell like rotting bologna farts.


	So that's why all my dates end with both parties vomiting. Mine always has a bit more blood in it, though. Curious.


	Maybe if you stopped shooting, snorting and smoking all the man-made chemicals that came your way you wouldn't suffer from perma-flaccidity.


	How's it feel to be a useless cock attached to a spongy, retrograded husk of scum-drenched humanity?


	*Well, Benway, lemme put it this way: The path of excess leads- RARRRRGLP! (ralphs all over the floor)**

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