Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

Whoa, Pal, You Best Check Yo'self.

by ArtemisStrong
1-08-04


	Diaper rash is so unappealing on a first date. That chick wont ever see me again, I fortell.


	You lack the lotion of perfection.


	Maybe I should only deal with pederasts. They must get a fetishistic thrill out of the whole mess downstairs.


	Maybe I just need to potty-train you.


	Well... it would be kinda' nice not to reek of the overpowering stink of raw dog shit.


	Then it's a deal. You crap in the lawn from now on, and I can become a pederast!

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