Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

Their Poor, Poor Livers.

by ArtemisStrong
1-21-04


	If I knew in advance that by "Exclusive Three-Night Party Getaway Extravaganza" that you meant hiding out in a dank cave, I never would have come.


	And had I knew in advance that your diet consisted entirely of artichoke hearts and cranberry juice I would never have invited you. Can you pass the Lysol Vanilla Deodorizing Spray?


	The murk is thick with anquilla rostratas. Would you happen to have a trotline handy?


	No, but I have some Robitussin...


	FREAKY FAR-OUT! SCREW THOSE LONG, SLIMY MUSCULAR PESTS! I JUST WANNA' PARTY!


	I DREW A 15-FOOT MURAL DEPICTING LIZARDS EMERGING FROM AN ESCHERESQUE SPHERE! I THINK I'LL WRITE A SONNET ABOUT IT!

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