Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

Nabbed In The Ass By Fate!

by ArtemisStrong
1-29-04


	I should really stop my R&D work into perfecting a communicable strain of liver cancer. I'm getting no-where with it.


	I applaud you. Now about the matter of the 40 dollars you owe me-


	Allow me to abruptly change the subject. Do you fart in congested elevators?


	When I'm not too busy burglaring ancient artifacts from Middle-Eastern museums of natural history.


	SCROE! You are hereby under custody of the U.S. Depts. Of Import, Labor, Transportation and the FCC!


	I knew I shouldn't have fed my last 2 remaining cyanide pills to those impoverished orphans.

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