Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

No Jesus-themed Happy Meals For You!

by ArtemisStrong
2-19-04

Slow Fade-In from Credit Roll:


	And with that, I win.


	No fair! A cowboy move is against the rules!

Special Effects: Golden, glittery mist that billows into a luminous explosion. Sound : Large cymbal crash.


	AHA! It is I, Jesus!


	Crap! Punched in the ass by Christ again!


	... and after that, they fight phallic robots in space. Or maybe in Ancient Greece. So? Does it make your perinium tingle or what, baby!


	Sorry. I think we'll just show re-runs of "Family Guy" in the open slot. Now please leave my office at once, for your enormous height frightens me.

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