Jim Henson's Â© Beckett Babies

"Now let me guess that at least Burroughs and Lovecraft hold positions of honor on your bedside reading table. The later comics-- you asked if they make sense. Well, I think you were aiming more at contingency than determinacy, so answering "no" would be a compliment here, I think." -boorite

RETCONNED!

by ArtemisStrong
12-26-04


	... So you see, we are actually conjoined twins. Who are now... ex... conjoined...


	AND your hat contains a scrap of paper that explains the nature of the universe in its lining? Wonders never cease.


	Also, too, that ball you ride there is actually in syncopation with your emotional I.Q. It responds to your every mood swing like a bad taco.


	And your hairdo is actually the rebirth of Christ! We're awesome!


	Thank Vishnu we did this. It clears up so many loose ends. I can rest easier, now.


	Oh Shit! Don't look now, but here comes Earth-2 Robin! (That guy is such a so-and-so.) - HEY, I said don't look!

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