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by Aurakaokos
11-09-04

 

by Aurakaokos
11-10-04
Question 1: What's in your wallet?
Who wants to know mister dipshit?
So, uh what's in, uh yer wellet?
Question 2: The day after toworrow, Where will you be?
You heard the wierd narrator, mortal, now tell me.
Is there gonna be any raping involved?
Question 3:Who wants to be a millionare?
How the fuck would I know, I'm a friggin snowman for the love of crap.
Duh, Who wansta be a millionare superman?

 

by Aurakaokos
11-10-04
The world is filled with many people.
If you say so.
A lot of whom are evil.
Amen to that, brother.
Dibs on the crotch.
Oh, hell no.

 

by Aurakaokos
11-10-04
Hey, Ronnie. I'm goin' out to grab some beer. Tell me the score when I get back.
Hey, fool, let me go with you.
No. If there's a shootout, I need someone to carry on the Valencia name.
Screw that.
Hot Damn.
That's my boy.
When I get older, I'm legally changin' my name to Jack Offalot.

 

by Aurakaokos
11-12-04
After being hit on the head by a 2 ton cinderblock, our hero takes a stroll.
DOUYHY....
Oh, God.
He begins to annoy the man on the bench.
I gosts to see de donkeeey mens.
What the fuck? Piss off.
Then he hears voices.
Ohw... Now iss is all alone.
I'm single.

 

by Aurakaokos
11-13-04
*snickers*
I believe one should not fret over small things...
I believe that he who laughs last is too damn stupid to get the joke.
What do you believe?
I believe that rich people can't run....
Oh.... I say... I'll be gone... Bob's your uncle...

 

by Aurakaokos
11-13-04
Yeah... Harder, baby.
I won't stop.
Oh, yeah. Oh, God.
Oh, fuck yeah...
Why'd you turn the light on?
*panting* Allergies.

 

by Aurakaokos
11-16-04
OOOOOhhhh.... Damelo Papi....(give it to me.)
Ok....
Harder...
Ok.
Uhh.....
Mom? Holy Mary Mother Of God!!!

 

by Aurakaokos
11-16-04
King Of the Hill
Bobby, I got Propane in my narrow urethra I tell you what.....
Dad, can I fuck the dog?
Survivor
I haven't eaten shit in two days!!! These asses are pigs.
Hey, Fuck you.
SpongeBob SquarePants..... What the Fuck Man, WHat is wrong with them?
Hi Spungebob...DUHHHHHHHH ------------------------- Masturbating, Why?
Patrick, What are you doing?

 

by Aurakaokos
11-19-04
Trenchcoat Man goes out to preach to a crowd(not pictured)
If you're happy and you know it say hooray.....
*cricket chirps*
If you're happy and you know it say hooray.....
*man coughs*
Oh, God
Be happy or die trying.....
*screaming*

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