All comics by BRaglin

 

by BRaglin
7-20-09
Hi, I'm BIM
And I'm a 2D
what's the matter 2D? you look confused.
Um...Yeah, kinda...I'm just not sure how much of the project is completed...
No problem 2D, we'll check the progrees using Tekla Structures it'll take two sec...
No wait! I think I see it in a pile of sticky notes over there.

 

by BRaglin
7-21-09
Hi, Im BIM
And I'm a 2D
What's the matter 2D? You look confused.
Um...Yeah, Kinda. I'm just not sure how much of my project is completed.
No problem2D, we'll check the progress using Tekla Structures. it only take a few sec...
No wait! I think I see it over there in that pile of sticky notes.

 

by BRaglin
7-21-09
Hi, Im BIM...
You do realize just because you're standing in my spot, doesn't automatically make you BIM...You're still 2D.
Whoa, 2D what are you doing!!?
Um...I know this looks bad now, but it looked great on paper. I guess I really need some sort of clash detection, huh?
Yeah...you're just not getting this.
No,no I got it BIM, I'll just scrap this drawing and start over from scratch.

 

by BRaglin
7-21-09
Hi I'm BIM
AND-I-AM-THE-2D2000.
Wow, 2D...er...2D2000, looks like you got some much needed upgrades. What are you able to do now?
YES-I-DID-BIM-GAZE-IN-AWE-AT-HOW-EFFORTESSLY-I-CAN-PLAY-CASSETTE-TAPES-CALCULATE-DOUBLE-DIGIT-NUMBERS-AND-FLAWLESSLY-USE-FAXES-TO-COMMUNICATE-WITH-EVERYONE
I'm not sure what to say, that's kinda...I mean...cassette tapes? Really?
-WORD-

 

by BRaglin
7-27-09
Hi, I'm BIM...
You do realize that just because you're standing in my spot, does not make you BIM...you're still just 2D
Hey BIM, you might want to come and see what 2D has done now.
(sigh) thanks Office Ninja
Whoa! 2D what happened!!?
Um...Yeah, I know this looks bad now, but it looked great on paper...I guess I really need some sort of clash detection, huh?

 

by BRaglin
9-04-09
Hey Death, did you hear the news?
what news Brian?
I'm going to run in the ING marathon in March. Gonna lose some weight, drop a few dress sizes! Yessir I figure I'm 10 or 15 pounds away from...what? what's the problem?
Wow...really? are you gonna make it that easy for me?
(Sigh)
Man, some people I gotta chase and others? (Hehe) they just run towards me...see ya at the finnish line Bri.(snicker)

 

by BRaglin
9-11-09
Hi, I'm Bim
And I'm one of the competitor's customers...(Baw)
So.., you're a sheep, huh? hows, um...how's that going for you?
Wow, ya know, I'm not really sure? I just kinda follow the rest of the flock ya know? (Baw)
So you ever get tired of doing what everyone else does? I mean I sometimes get in my "AUTO"mobile and away from my "DESK"...ya know what I mean?
Hmmm, yeeeah, what's with the "air quotes"? Sheep are pretty much immune to subtle hints and innovative marketing. We like following stuff and limited product usability.... (Baw)

 

by BRaglin
10-02-09
Hi , I'm BIM
And I'm a 2D
Hey 2D, whatcha doing?
I'm just reading one of my printed out emails. Mmmmm, looks like one of my customers has an issue with the instaliation wiziard I sent him.
Um...Sir? I can't do my computer wizardry thing if you won’t let me in.

 

by BRaglin
10-08-09

 

by BRaglin
10-16-09
Hollween Special
Hi, I'm BIM
And I'm 2D
Hey, Bim. I'm not sure what to be for Holloween this year. Any thoughts?
Sure do, lets dress up as our future selves! It’ll be awesome, I have the perfect costume for you!
Um...are you sure this the future 2D?
Positive.

 

by BRaglin
10-26-09
Hi, I'm BIM
and I'm 2D.
Hey, 2D. You want check out this 3D model I just made?
Wait, what?! You can make models with that thing? That’s cool I guess…because like, I can make models to…good ones…hot ones…and stuff.
Mmmf, let see BIM beat this model.

 

by BRaglin
10-26-09
Hi, Im I.P. Dee
and I'm C.M. Confusion
So...how's the building process going? Are you staying in contact with the rest of the team?
Yep! I tell ya,communication is the key! We have carrier piegon messages, stone carved hieroglyphics and veiled threats on a semi-monthly basis. Makes me wonder how things got built back in the day.
Wow...that sounds, um...interesting? I guess.
yeah, it's good times. Well, I'd love to stay and chat but i'm running late for the "Paper,Scissors, Rock" budget meeting, cheers.

 

Baby!!!
Congratulations to Chris, Valerie and their new baby girl, from both of us.
Yep...Um, is it Friday already?
by BRaglin, 11-03-09

 

by BRaglin
11-09-09
Hi I'm BIM.
and I'm a Competitor’s Customer.
Soooo, do you want to sit? I mean, um...sorry. that was...ok, how about a car ride? No! sorry, I um...
(Sigh) I wasn't always a dog ya know...I just kinda turned into one after all these years of being treated like one! I'm TIRED of it MAN!! I'm going to go and demand better product for my money!
The next day
Did they meet your list of demands for a better product?
No, they just threw me a bone. A useless, interoperability challenged...bone.

 

by BRaglin
11-17-09

 

by BRaglin
11-25-09
Hi, I'm 2D
And I'm a soon-to-be Thanksgiving Ham
Ham and I are sick of being overlooked! Sure everyone loves BIM and Thanksgiving turkey, but what about us! A lot of people love to eat ham for Thanksgiving and detail...with pencils. Right, Ham?
Yeeeeah...I'm here to promote more Turkey and less...well...Me.
Huh...well, there is that swine flu thing.
Wow, you're just not getting this are you?

 

by BRaglin
12-03-09
Ho Ho Ho
Santa!!!!!!!
Well hello 2D, what would you like for Christmas?
Ok, I want an object-oriented building development tool that utilizes modeling concepts and information technology to design and construct building projects, and communicate its details.

 

by BRaglin
1-19-10
Hi, I'm BIM
And I'm Buzz. Buzz Word.
Ok Buzz, based on your market research, we are all set to promote the newsiest thing out there: Integrated Pro…
Yeeeah, about that, looks like that particular "pop jargon" is no longer relevent. We are now leaning twoards: Collaborative Real Abstract Process.
C.R.AP?
It's got a nice ring to it don’t you think? This is going to really put us on the map BIM, you'll see!

 

by BRaglin
1-27-10
Hi , I'm 2D
And I"m Buck. Buck Passer.
Hey, Buck. We seem to have misplaced 78,000 tons of steel on the “All steel nothing but steel building” project. You’re the PM on that job, what happened?
Um, yeah...see, I gave that project to, Bill...and then Bill gave it back to me and then I, um...had to refill the copy machine with paper and stuff-So I give it to Mr. Socky Spots, I'll go get him.
30 Seconds Later
Um, Mr. Socky Spots? I have two questions for you. Where is the missing steel...and why are you attached to Buck's hand?
Missing steel you say? does this have anything to do with the project I gave to Bill?

 

by BRaglin
1-27-10
Greetings citizens! As you know it's a new year, so I thought it would be swell if we held an "open house" here at the Super Do-Gooders' HQ. Lets meet some of the team shall we?
Hi. I'm The "Legal Alien" and um I love justice, or I mean...I ,er-I like to kill crime...wait, hold on...F *ck it, look I'm just doing this gig cuz my ship crashed and I needed a job. (Sigh)
Hey there, my name is Stacy, I mean "Fat Girl"...at least that's what my boyfriend calls me...so, yeah. I have issues. But it never interferes with my crime fighting...or eating.

 

by BRaglin
1-28-10
Greetings citizens! As you know it’s a new year, so I thought it would be super swell if we held an “open house” here at Super Do-Gooders HQ. Let’s meet some of the team shall we?
Hi, I’m the “Legal Alien” and um, I love justice, or I mean…I, er-I like to kill crime…wait, hold on…F*ck it. Look I’m just doing this gig cuz my ship crashed and I needed beer money. (S
Hey there, my name is Stacy, I mean “Fat girl”…at least that’s what my boyfriend calls me…so yeah. I have issues, but it never interferes with my crime fighting…or eating…anything.

 

by BRaglin
3-12-10
what?
I don't get it, PC! why are you such a big deal, huh?
I facilitate open intergration with architectural models while supporting the end-to-end construction process while simultaneously uploading my vacation pics to facebook.
Mmmm, that explains the sandy keyboard.

 

by BRaglin
5-19-10
Hey 2D, I’ve noticed that your sales have gone through the roof! What’s your secret? A better product, lower pricing, Incentives…what is it?
No, No nothing like that, BIM. I’m using ‘SalesThug’ now.
SalesThug in Action
Youz better buy...or else.
Ah crap! 2D is using 'SalesThug'. it's ok, I'll just reason with him and...
I'm here to see 2D about a purchase.
Oh no!

 

by BRaglin
8-27-10
When animal analogies go too far.
ALRIGHT GUYS, LISTEN UP! the industry perception of our product is that we are a "one trick pony". People are "dogging" us all over the forums. They think if it "walks like a duck and sounds...
Sorry about that, Doug.
Not cool.

 

by BRaglin
4-29-11
Hey, 2D, How's your marketing campaign coming along?
Hey, BIM. Here's what I have. Picture a tree house reaching up to these billowing clouds filled with cryptic messages while marshmallow cupids shoot hot pocket arrows aimed at drunken squirrels.
Oookay...what is it you're trying to sell again?
Construction software, Duh!
Hmmm, ya think the cupids might be sending the wrong message?

 

by BRaglin
3-14-12
Hey there, 2D. It's been awhile. What are you working on?
Well BIM, You're always talking about the benefits of working in 3-D. So I'm now selling these 3-D glasses to my customers.
Wait, what!? No! Dude, wearing these glasses won't help your customers work in an innovative software environment that facilitates open integration with other models.
Hmmm, lets see...
Are you kidding me? these drawings looks so real, they�re practically fabricating themselves.

 

by BRaglin
5-08-12
Hey there, 2D. What are you doing?
Well, BIM. I decided to get social...So I'm going to start sending out tweets. I have them all printed out for, Bob.
Why did you print them out for, Bob? Don't you have a Twitter account? Or are you using his??
Um...Twitter...Account??
Later that day...
Sorry, Bob. Looks like I won't need your help after all.
#Moron

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