Dion N' Demons by BabyDion1-12-02 I am SATAN, here to wash the Earth in the blood of innocents! OK, I'm Matt. Nice to meet you! None shall stand in my way! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh no! Here comes DION!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! I'm gone! Dion likes the ladies! Demons too.....wanna fuck?
Dion and Cindy by BabyDion1-12-02 Mr. Dion? Have you ever fucked a cat? Oh come on, that's just silly Cindy! No really, have you? Every chance I get Baby! OH SHIT! Time to go, fluffy!
Super Jim 1 by BabyDion1-13-02 Hi Dana! How are you doin'? FINE JAMES, HOW ARE YOU? I am as stunning as ever! How's your brother DION? WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM? HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU. TO BE CONTINUED..... What's up fucker? I wanna feel you from the inside! Jessie......Hear my thoughts and help me!
Super Jim 2 by BabyDion1-13-02 So I says, "Fuck yo' mama!" Hahahaha....Shit Bitch JESSIE.....HEAR MY THOUGHTS AND HELP ME! What's wrong Jessie? Gotta go bitch! Go make me some money! TO BE CONTINUED..... Now youse in trouble DION! Bling Bling! I fuck cats and siblings for a living! You think you can scare me???
Super Jim 3 by BabyDion1-13-02 Time to die BITCH!! Bring the noise, motherfatha! What? now you're in trouble! No, its your ass thats in trouble, little furry creature that looks like a cat!
Super Jim 4 by BabyDion1-13-02 Let's get it ON! Oh hell yeah! Let's do this! Uh......take it all!!!!!!!! HELP Meeeeeeeeeeee THE END? Don't fuck with DION, motherfatha!
Darin and Jessie by BabyDion1-16-02 I'm depressed Jessie! Why Darin? I don't know what to do with my life. Why not fuck DION? Dion's trying to trick me into fucking him again! Yeah, fuck me...I mean DION!
Wheres Snickers? by BabyDion8-11-02 Hi Mr. couch, how're you? Bloody marvelous. Have you seen Snickers? Who? MY FUCKING DOG, I HATE HIM AND WANT HIM DEAD. I WILL WASH MY TESTICLES IN THE BLOOD OF.... I'll be over here...... Please don't leave me like daddy did.......
Justin 1 by BabyDion8-11-02 Hi Justin, how are you? Don't look at me! I'm an ass-clown! No you're not! Yes I am, look! I stand corrected. WAAAAAAHHHH
Meeting Tristan by BabyDion8-11-02 Hi James Hi Tristan, Are you an Faggot? Who told you I was? That ass clown over there. I like TOOL! TOOOOOOOOOL!!
Meeting Tristan redo by BabyDion8-11-02 Hi James Hi Tristan you faggot! Who said I was gay? That ass-clown over there I like TOOL! TOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
Maynard sucks ass by BabyDion8-12-02 I'm Maynard and I hate people Cool! I'm Jim. Tool sucks! I will now turn into my true form to smite thee after that rude remark Uh oh..... Ha ha ha, a steamy pile of fag shit! So...is Tool your name or the bands?
Mike 1 by BabyDion8-12-02 Hi Mike! Tool songs are deep and meaningful I'm Vandefag, like my colorful striped shirt? No. No I don't. Well who cares what you think! You're a fucking ass-clown! I'm going to find someone who likes me Good luck! Jim killed him an hour ago
Katie sucks my ass by BabyDion8-14-02 Hey Katie, I saw somone you could watch if you're not busy. He's right over there, and I'm going home for the day, so I thought you might watch him So maybe...... FYI, You're gay!
Justin + Tool = Justin the tool by BabyDion8-18-02 Hey Justin! Can I borrow your FFX strategy guide tomorrow? Then I thought we could hang out afterwards. Sure that sounds like fun! Next Day... Thanks for the guide dude! See you later. I thought you said we could hang out too! Fuck you ass-clown! I'm no ice cube, I don't chill with FAGGOTS! WAAAAAHH! TOOOOL! WAHHHHHHHHH....