Hitler goes to heaven

Author: Beeko180

Date: February 4, 2012

by Beeko180
2-04-12
Woah holy sheisse. Am I in heaven?
Why no adolf. No you aren't. Despite common misconceptions hell is not a flaming pit of eternal torture lodged in the centre of the earth.
No, hell is a wonderful place. It's cloudy and the sun is up but it's never too hot and never too cold.
You will spend your days in hell, smoking tonnes and tonnes of weed while you converse with some of history's most enlightened minds.
You don't need to be ass about it...
I never said I needed to. I just wanted to.