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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure: Part 2

Fuckerfucking Kevin Costner

by Beeko180
8-24-15
Spit it out, General. Which code red is it? There's a whole fucking bunch of them. I wanna fucking roleplay. Learn to be concise you annoying twat.
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. I'll learn to be more concise, sir. The code red is the press the big red button code red, sir.
Really? The code red is the press the big red button code red? The big red button pressing?
Yes, sir. That press the big red button code red, sir. Should we press the big red button, sir?
Fuck. This is going to be a living nightmare.
I fucking hate pressing the speed dial for a press conference.

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