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I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVER MATTER
HEY! IT'S BILL COSBY
HOW ABOUT A CLEAVELAND STEAMER
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
WE MUST RAFT TO AMERICA, LAND OF FREEDOM
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

 

THAT'S A DAMN GOOD CUP OF COFFEE THEY MAKE HERE IN TWIN PEAKS
PRE NUP PRE NUP
I SEEEEE THE LIGHT
AND A DAMN GOOD CHERRY PIE
LET'S SMOKE CRACK!
PLZ K THX
FUCK THE FUCKING FUCKER FUCKFUCK
I'M THE DOPEST MC YOU WHITE ASS CRACKA! I ALSO SEEM TO HAVE METAMORPHOSIZED INTO A SMALL CHILD WITH DOPE FLY RHYMING SKILLZ YO

 

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS SHIT
MONDAY TUESDAY HAPPY DAYS
BY THE WAY I TRIED TO SAY I'LL BE THERE
AHAHAHAHAH YOU FOOL
TUESDAY THURSDAY FUCK SHIT HOLE JIZZTRAP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PENILE ERECTIONITE
RRRRRRR PENIS
QASDAWRWQR

 

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COCKS

 

A GENETIC BREAKTHROUGH IN MY COMICS - I'M ATTEMPTING TO BE FUNNY THIS TIME
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, KID.
BUT I HAVE POLITICAL IMMUNITY!
POLITICAL IMMUNITY MY ASS!
BUT I'M LOWRIDING THE WEST SIDE FLY HONEYS YO POPPING A CAP IN THE PLAYA HATERS WITH MY GLOCK BOYEE
DID YOU FEEL THOSE DOPE RHYMES YO?
NO. ALSO I WILL PUT IN EXTRA BUTTRAPING BACK IN THE HOOSEGOW JUST FOR THAT COMMENT

 

WOW! CONTINUATION
WHAT UP SUH! I GOT MYSELF A FLY NEW JACKET YO
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AAH! THEY'RE ALL OVER US! DISPLACE! DISPLAAAAAACE!
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MORE NEXT TIME!
PAK CHOOIE UNF
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HEY! DON'T JUST SIT THERE AND SAY '...' YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU, FUCKER! FUCK! FOR FUCKS SAKE SAY SOMETHING FUCKING WITTY YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKFACED FUCK!
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THE GUY WHO SAYS 'COCK' IS AT THE KID'S LATEST GIG
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MIC CHECK ONE TWO ONE TWO
WHAT WISDOM!
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YO YO BUSTIN THE FLY RIDES BEEYATCH NIGGA SHIT YOU BE HATIN ON MAH FLY STYLES IN THE HOOD! EAST COAST!
WHAT WIT!
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WHEN I BE MACKIN THA HOES THEY GET DOWN BUSY WITH THE K TO THA I TO THA D YO YO THAT'S SOME DOPE SHIT RIGHT THERE YO

 

AND NOW A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
FUCK DICK COCK PENIS BUSH COCK ASS
CRACK HEROIN DICK DIE BITCH HO
GODDAMN FUCKER FUCKING SHIT COCK BITCH WHORE
DICK DICK LALALALA DICKY HAM PENIS OH OH OH BITCH SHITFUCKER
FUCKER FUCKING THE DICK SHIT BITCH WHORE COCK ASS DICK
FUCK YOU.

 

Jack, I have a confession to make.
You can tell me anything, my dearest.
I have been unfaithful to you. Charles and I have... have...
What? What?
LET'S FREEBASE
OK! FUCK MY BALLS

 

IS IT JUST ME OR IS THIS ODDLY PHALLIC
you wish. you sicko. you disgust me, you know that?
OH YEAH RIDE THE ROCKET BABY
i'm leaving. you freak.
BUT THE RANDOMLY CHANGING PHALLIC OBJECT WAS SAD BECAUSE NO ONE WOULD PLAY WITH HIM
*SOB*

 

GOD HATES FAGS
BUT I THOUGHT OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS PURELY PLATONIC! OH, WHAT A WORLD
OH NO I SEEM TO HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
NOW THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE ACCEPTED INTO THE PUBLISHER'S CLEANING HOUSE SWEEPSTAKES!
THIS CALLS FOR METAMORPHESIZING INTO A PROSTITUTE

 

AT THE MAGIC SHOW!
NOW I WILL TAKE THIS HAMMER AND NAIL AND KILL MYSELF!
BOY AM I SHITTILY DRAWN
LIKE SO!
NOW TO FINISH MY ACT I WILL RUN AWAY WITH YOUR MONEY
WHAT A SHOWMAN! ALSO NO ONE LOVES ME AND I AM A HOLLOW SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF

 

WHAT IS TROUBLING YOU MY SON
MY PSYCHOTIC HOMOPHOBIC SURVIVALIST KANGAROO BOYFRIEND SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
THE LORD ACCEPTS YOU INTO HIS ARMS! I PRESCRIBE 137,000 HAIL MARYS AND JUMPING OFF A BRIDGE
I SEE THE LIGHT! HALLELUJAH
I SEEM TO HAVE BECOME INVISIBLE
QUITE

 

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AHA! I WIN
AW DANG

 

BOOOM DA BSSSH TRTRTRSHHHH BADADOOM
BRRRRRRTTT BOOM SHIKKKKSHIKSHIKBABABADADAD
QSDASAEWET
CHOGAR THE IDN D DD
SEIT BEREIT
IMMER BEREIT

 

 

MY GREAT GRANDMOM WAS STILL ALIVE WHEN THAT WAS FIRST MADE
ALTERING THE SEQUENCE
STOP! HAMMER TIME
THAT GUY NEVER CHANGES HIS CLOTHES
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THEIR ALL LIKE AERIALS LOLOLOZ
I PERSONALLY THINK (NAME OMITTED FOR SECURITY REASONS) IS A HUMOUROUS GENTLEMAN
....................................................................................................................................................................STRETCH ARMSTRONG...................

 

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STRETCH LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER YO

 

POGOPOGOPOGOPOGO
THAT'S WAHR I MMA MA!
MOO I'M A FUCKING COW
CHRIS'S FTP IS NOT WORKING
OH FUCK THE SHITFUCHHLER
DACH IST GUT! IMMER BEREIT
BOUNCE WIT ME CMON BOUNCE WIT ME
P A N Z E R MENSCH
MELTPHACE 6 YOU FOOL OF THE AGES! DINNER PLATE MOTHERFUCKERS YO

 

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK WHEN YOUR GUN RACK HAS A GUN RACK ON IT
ER'UOY WONK UOY NEHW KCENDER A KCAR NUG RUOY KCAR NUG A SAH TI NO
i question existansially the whole lot of your gravy
WHEN I HEARD THE MAN TRAIN WAS IN EFFECT I GOT RIGHT DOWN TO THE STATION
FUCKSHITCOCKASSASASASASSAHAHAHAHDICKDI CKDICKLICKERFU CKTHESHITCOCKPE NISASSF UCKER
NO. ALSO I AM HOLDING THE ORCS BANE WHICH DOES +3 DAMAGE TO ORCS! NOW I MUST GO ON MY QUEST TO DEFEAT THE GARGOYLE

 

OUR HERO HAS THE ORCS BANE WHICH DOES +3 DAMAGE TO ORCS! NOW HE MUST INFILTRATE THE ORC NEST
GRAAGH TAKE THIS
OO ARGH
SUCK IT DOWN FOOLIO!
OPPS!
THE ORC KING! WITH MY ORCS BANE I SHALL SMITE THEE
DON'T COUNT ON IT! I SHALL FONDLE MY NIPPLES AT YON HERO

 

MAN AM I TRIPPING OUT
IT SEEMS WE HAVE TRANSPATIALLY DISCOMBOBULATED
OPPS!
I WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT YOU NONETHELESS
(' v ')
SWEET LIQUOR EASES THE PAIN
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIP
AAAHH MY GONADSICLES

 

MASSA'S IN DE COLD COLD GROUN'
OH DEAR GOD WE'VE RESORTED TO SLAVE JOKES
CTHULHU LIES DREAMING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
MASSA'S IN DE COLD COLD GROUN'
FINALLY I HAVE FOUND THE ORC KING! NOW TO DEFEAT YOU
MASSA'S IN DE COLD COLD GROUN'

 

AND THE ORC KING DIED THE END
LOOK I'M TOO TIRED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE
IT'S ELEVEN AT NIGHT FOR GODS SAKE

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