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by Birdy
9-27-03
Why do I get the feeling I'm being watch by a man wielding a axe?
Hmmm
Goat: The other other OTHER white meat
Uh oh

 

by Birdy
9-27-03
CRUSH ALL HUMANS!!
Butch is very picky when it comes to who joins his army of killing machines
Yes.... but can you torture them too?

 

by Birdy
9-28-03
Damn Spontanious Combustion

 

by Birdy
9-29-03
That day Butch learned the hard way that zombies are not very good conversationalists

 

by Birdy
9-29-03
And yet again Red Robot fails Butch's test
THAT IS NOT STEALTH MODE!!

 

by Birdy
9-30-03
Nope there was no way she was inviting him inside now
Damn

 

by Birdy
9-30-03
I'm the cute one you know
Shut up

 

by Birdy
9-30-03
Out of all the characters to pick.....
The comic maker picks me as their cartoon form
..... this sucks

 

by Birdy
10-04-03
Fear Me
And my attempts to strike fear in my main character fails miserably
Grrrr.....
Is this a joke?

 

by Birdy
10-04-03
Stupid Fucker
Okay Your Turn..... Wait Where Are You Going?!

 

by Birdy
10-04-03
Seriously it's hard to tell if your a girl or boy
Didn't I tell you to shut up?
.....
Did you fall off a ugly tree or what?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

 

by Birdy
10-04-03
You are my sacrifice beast
You will be a noble feast for my hoards of unholy gods and their minions of evil
You have no life.... do you?

 

by Birdy
10-04-03
Hey thanks for killing off that annoying little twit.... that'll teach her to call me ugly and run that stupid mouth of hers.... so what do I owe you?
Put a mask over your head and we'll call it even
Ass

 

by Birdy
10-04-03
Demons from the eternal damned abyss I call upon you! Bring forth your most demonic creature from your bowles and summon it to do my bidding!!
Oh boy oh boy I finally get to meet a demon
UGLY UGLY UGLY!!
Dammit where did I go wrong?

 

by Birdy
10-05-03
Uh... Yeah
Thanks for leading me to this new evidence now I can finally figure out who killed that cute little girl
Meet the character I'll be the killing off every time he shows up!
Oh.....Shit

 

by Birdy
10-05-03
OH DEAR GOD NO!! STOP! OH NOT THERE NOT THERE!! ARRRRRGH!!
*gurgle*
YOU MY BITCH!!
*gasp*

 

by Birdy
10-05-03
HOW COULD YOU BRING BACK THAT CUTE DEMON!! SHE'LL BE MAKING ALL OUR LIVES MISERABLE? WE'VE GOT A BIG PROBLEM ON OUR HANDS HOW ARE WE GOING TO DEAL WITH IT?!?!
Shit
There one problem solved
ME SO CUTIE YOU SO UGLY!!

 

by Birdy
10-06-03
That's it since my first appearance I've plotted this moment down to the last detail I'm ending this thing before it begins!
Due To The Excessive Violence Involving A Gun Several Knives A Monkey A Very Severe Spanking And Several Things Being Put Where They're Not Suppose To Go We Have Blocked Off This Panel... Enjoy Bitch!
I bet you didn't plan that one out bitch
I..... Hate.....You

 

by Birdy
10-06-03
Yeah?
Hello Sir I'm going door to door collecting donations to help pay legal fees for some of the wrongly convicted murderers of this great state
Are you retarded? what a stupid fucking cause why the hell should I donate?
How about this? if you don't donate I'll bury this knife into your fucking skull

 

by Birdy
10-13-03
*click*...... SPLAT!
When all else fails.... Kill Someone!

 

by Birdy
11-04-03
Man... what a day of mayhem and slaughter I need a nap
And As Our Homicidal Maniac Sleeps....He Dreams
This isn't my usual nigtmare full of mayhem and slaughter.... where the fuck am I?
*Giggle*

 

by Birdy
12-02-03
What the hell are you?
I'm the welcoming faerie welcoming you to the land of milk and honey...Welcome!
This is wrong my dreams should be filled with fire and brimstone and other things that make me wake up in damp sheets
What sort of dream world makes you urinate on your bed?
Uh...yeah urine...that's what makes my sheets wet....sure
.....

 

by Birdy
1-31-04
Well....this is offically twisted I'm outta here
You can't leave yet I've been sent here to show you the error of your murderous ways
........
Did you know you have super huge tits for such a tiny thing?
I didn't know I was also entertaining a pervert....I'm strangling my fucking agent

 

by Birdy
1-31-04
I'm cute and you're not I'm cute and you're not!
This is offically driving me further into the town of craziness I gotta get rid of this annoying little bitch
U-G-L-Y you ain't got no aliby you're ugly yeah yeah you're ugly!
Someone shoot me
If I had been designed with a gun in my hand I would
Get the fuck outta my mind

 

by Birdy
1-31-04
Die...Die....Kill....Die...Die!!
Okay then I'm assuming we're going to need a lot of work
Die...Die...Kill....Die....Die!!!
....Sorry did I say that outloud?
......

 

by Birdy
2-17-04
Now I'm going to take a form and you must try to overcome your urge to kill
Sorry as far as I could tell there was no "Poof" prop
Fuck you fairy lady
Double fuck you fairy lady
*Giggle*

 

by Birdy
3-24-04
Cuuuute Cutie Cutie Cutie Cuuute
Well since you read my mind and thwart every plan I have to kill you I guess there's no choice....
.....
I'll just have to date you...after all you're sooo cute
I would be glad she's finally gone but the fact she killed herself raather then date me leaves me feeling....hmm...fuck it I'm gonna kill a party clown

 

by Birdy
4-04-04
DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!
Where'd you get the weapon not the mention the blood stains?
Gratuitious Violence Once Again Left Out....Damn Censors
urk...
tisk tisk such violence....oh pooh you mussed my jacket and I just had it dry cleaned

 

by Birdy
4-09-04
Hello sir I'm here to collect money to pay for several items to maim kill and further make humanity's life unplesant
Sometimes I hear voices telling me to spank a chicken and choke a monkey....I like the voices they sound like Cyndi Crawford stabbing a ailing sperm whale while singing God Bless America with Roseanne
Man you're fucking crazy....wanna join my club for the criminally insane?
Whee!! The monkey and chicken were right! killing all those school children would bring me friends

 

by Birdy
2-11-05
Ugh..
So... Did you enjoy your first ass kicking?
I hope you learned something from all this...
Yeah....never to call anyone a fairy ever again.
Um.... that wasn't quite what I was going for....

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