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by BirkNLar
1-04-03
Obey the sign
No

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
Obey the sign asshole!
No. Something tells me we are going to see that alot.
Fuck you figured me out.
OH REALLY CLOWN!
What the fuck was that?
Sorry sometimes I channel the spirit of Grug.

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
Grass is green.
Am I grug or am I birk? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
Do I care? Grass is green.
See, right now I'm grug. I mean birk. Birk!
I like the grass more than you. It doesn't talk. It's also green.
I'd channel grug's spirit right now but he doesn't want to be with you either.

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
HOTTIE1234: Im taking off my thong. My delicious treasure is wet for your taking. I scream out for you "Oh yes please fuck me!"
JuJu is teh coolest poster ever. I dont even remember that this thread used to be about Xbox. *fap fap fap*
Umm... Hey Birk.
What are you doing, Lar?
Nothing. Did I ever tell you about the time I nailed your mom?
Nice try Mickey McHardon

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
Lar left himself logged on to PA...interesting...
*click click click click click click*
"Juju, I love you. Let's make sweet love at McDonald's and then you can let me fit my head up into your gaping vagina." And...submit.
What were you doing on my computer before?
Email to my folks.

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
Why the fuck do we even hang out?
I dunno. Wanna go get a Mocha Frappachino?
I dunno. Thats a total gay drink.
Thats why I thought you would dig it.
You can go fuck yourself.
OMG!!!!!onONEONE!!111!! PWNED!!!!1111ONEONE!!!!1111 LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!LOLOL!!

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
So are you and grug...like...seeing each other?
No.
HE LIES WE ARE! oooo-o-o-oo-o-oo-oooo
Fuckin' thought so. We can go get you that gay coffee now.
FUCKITYFUCK...fine.

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
On the way to starbucks.....
God hes got a sweet ass....
Shut up your going to get us in trouble.
Did you say something?
No....
Probably all those gay drinks.

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
We went off to find a goddamn coffee and you get us lost in a desert. You suck.
Well I didn't hear you complaining when I took that left into Nevada, bitch.
I have no sense of direction. Grug's always the one that drives.
Then put him on the speakerphone and ask him which way to go.
He says "up."
If we end up dying out here I'll make sure you die first.

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
Oh fucking desert. Where the fuck are we now.
I dunno. You said Grug said to go "up"
NOW where the fuck are we? Wanna go up one more time?
I guess.....
Ok now this shit is creeping me out.
Word....

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
Merry Christmas
It's not Christmas!
How do you explain the tree?
Fuck this, I'm unplugging the lights.
Grinchy bastard...
Christmas is cancelled.

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
The dark scares me.
Fine fine you pussy. Ill turn the lights back on
...
...
Something is wrong here.
Thank you for pointing that out fuckwad.

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
War is fun when people who aren't me die.
This show sucks. Let's see what else is on.
Ahhhhh!!!! Gap commercial!!! GO BACK GO BACK!!!
...mother of fuck...
Don't ever do that again. Hey, look! Violence! Nice...
Suddenly I'm all calm and happy.

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
[url = www.goatse.cx]Funny Comic![/url]
...
Dont you want to see my funny comic?
*sigh*
Nads got the real life and the forums mixed up again today.
Again?

 

by BirkNLar
1-04-03
I'm black now.
No you're not.
Albino? I don't have pupils!
No.
Fuck you in the goat ass.
Donkey, bitch.

 

by BirkNLar
1-07-03
What's the matter?
I'm in hell.
Well, SHIT, you dragged me down with you. Thanks a lot, bitch.
But I brought you here because I love you.
I'm touched. You serious?
No.

 

by BirkNLar
1-07-03
Whats the matter? family, girlfriend, school, all of the above?
AOTA
holy shit!!! sorry, I had an old high school teacher named Dr. Aota. never noticed it was the acronym for that. I think I'll bug him about that next time I see him. sorry, that's the end of that t
Well it was cool while it lasted
that's what my ex said, but I didn't buy it
...yarr.

 

by BirkNLar
1-07-03
You haven't blinked in 3 days. What's up?
I took some homemade drugs.
Nice. Can I have some?
NO YOU FUCKING AHHHHHH STOP STARING AT ME I'LL KILL YOU FUCKER
Hello, Freakout Man. Where's your sidekick, Brain Spasm?
MOIST LIKE TOWLETTE

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