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by Black_Coffee
5-29-03
On Sky-1 tonight: Ditney Smears:
My lonliness... killin me- gimme a sign.. Hit me baby one more time!
I died for this?

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
Outside Café Plazza, Adamski converses with Walshio over previous adventures.
So, remember that time in Esquires, were you ordered a Latté, and then when they brought it, you said: "I said I'd order later."?
This shit is great...
Have you been smoking that stuff again?

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
Hi.
Yo.
Time passes.
Whoa. Negator.

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
McNeil, watching the 6 hour marathon Manga Special on Channel 4.
Tek gati yama moto. Led Zeppelin onamusho ming na!
Anime rules. Gotta get HT.
Alas...
-We interupt this one off broadcast never to be shown again to bring you knews from the Big Brother House.
Sweet mother of crap. You gotta be kiddin me.
McNeil is not happy.
...yes, news just in: A contestant has been filem eating Marmite. The producers are making movesto have her thrown out. Tony Blair the 3rd wants her deported.
Useless plebian folk. Sitting at home watching people sittin at home. Corporate bastards...

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
Adamalski is dandering along when all of a sudden, there shined a shine demon:
Shit. A demon. Maybe if I ignore it, it will just go away.
The situation escalates.
Im gonna eat your soul.
Shit. This isn't working.
Walshio removes the costume:
Yo. It was me all along.
You are such a breast.

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
Brad Pitt, on his way to Madison Square Garden, encounters an unsavoury hallucination.
Yo bitch. Yeh, thats right fool, I'm talkin to you.
Brad confronts the vision.
You're a paper clip. This isn't happening. I didn't pay $80 an hour on therapy for this shit again.
Aye, word up Mr. Pitt. I'm real, I want to eat your soul...
Another success for Hllywood.
Christ. Back to Detox again.
That's right, run film star. Go on, see if your check book can cure you this time! HaHaHaHaHa!

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
Here is Woody Chump.
He is reinacting a movie scene.
Life is like a box of choc'lates.
Here is a squirrel. He is saving Woody from a court case.
Sorry, it's been done before mate. Now piss off.

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
Damn, this is beautiful. What a view.
Damn, this is beautiful. What a view.
Déjà vu
That was weird.

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
#I love you baby, and if it's quite alright...#
#...I need you baby... trust in me when I say...#
Shit. Quicksand.

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
Here I am. There is Dee. He's a tit.
Concentrate.
Yo. Got a cigarette?
Here I am. There is Dee. He's a tit.
Concentrate....
Actually, I need a light too.
Here I am. There is Dee. He's a tit.
Positor.

 

by Black_Coffee
6-09-03
Hell:
So I said: Janice, it thats tail hair isn't trimmed and styled in the next three minute, it's an eternity of New Age Music for you.
Uh-huh
Satan and Death talk.
And she said: If you don't hold still, I will NEVER get finnished.
Uh-huh
Everything seems to be in disorder.
So I turned her into a Anal Probe.
Naturally.

 

by Black_Coffee
6-14-03
Friday 13th: Outside The Forge: Adamalski has been interupted amid some activity with a piece of fluff.
Yo, Walshio... I was in there with that girl.
What's he whining about now...
As we can see, it was a matter of "Oh, you're a woman...splendid" for Adamalski. Names aren't important.
What's her name?
Let us not forget the comedy while we wait for our lifts home.
...Oh, piss off.
Didn't last summer mean anything to you? Hahaha!

 

by Black_Coffee
8-19-03
So, then he went off and cheated on me. Well, actually, I sort of cheated on him. But that doesn't matter, does it??Welll, I suppose so. Oh, we were going out for like 6 months. And Now it's all over-
-and I dont think anyone really cares. Maybe you do. You see, I have issues you see, and a lots been going on, under a lot of pressure. Sometimes it gets to me, somedays I can cope ok....
You know, you're a really good person to talk to, so attentive, giving me time to speak, I think you're great...
Shut the fuck up and get nekkid.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-19-03
I said I love you.
You said it too, but now it's dead.
I'm moving on.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-19-03
Walshio is harrassing Wilsino at work again. Walsio is hungover. Again.
Look, my supervisior's going be back any minute. I'll get the oils and sexy underwear off you later, just go.
All right, all right. (Touchy sod...)
After carefull consideration, Walshio decides how to best deal with the situation.
What was that?
I said I'm going for a cigarette.
Obviously more consideration was needed.
WALSH< THE PETROL PUMPS!!!
NEGATOR!!!!!!!!

 

by Black_Coffee
8-19-03
Walshio visits his dear associate, Wilsino at work. Again.
How can I help you?
I would like to buy this sponge.
Upon Walshio's departure:
...bastard.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-19-03
Can I have twenty Malboro.
No
I'll be back...

 

by Black_Coffee
8-19-03
Ima gonna keel yee leek.
Take that costume off Walsh.
This isn't Walsh. I am a bomb, remote controlled by Walsh from a nearby Supervalue! 3...2...(should have sold him his cigs)..1...
...bastard.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-21-03
Balrok is going to play a trick on Satan...
All-Kazaam!
Hell is not nice.
heh heh...
Balrok, you little shit.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-25-03
Fuck this.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-25-03
Here he is...
...for a moment he forgets his predicament...
I wonder what's for dinner...
..but soon remebers.
Shit.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-25-03
Here is Brad Armpitt, slightly out of context for the setting of this comic...
You want something to drink?
Pontius Pilate has already given Him and sponge, soaked in... LSD. We are about to see this comic strip throught the eyes of the guy on the cross..
He doesn't look to good...
Trippy
Right, eternal damnation on all of you...

 

by Black_Coffee
8-25-03
I am Sparticus!
No! I am Sparticus!
Mankind's first and last salvation.
We're gonna die soon.
Haha, speak for youself...

 

by Black_Coffee
8-26-03
Brad Armpit's recent movie flopped. He has since turned to a life of crime.
Your money: give it to me.
Obviously he didn't consider the risks involved.
It's KY Jelly and handcuff time for the former celebrity now...
Obviously you didn't know I like to croos-dress on Mondays.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-26-03
I've got fucking tourette's.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-26-03
Walshio attempts to restrain his right wing leanings..
So... you're not from Ireland then?
Incidentaly, he fails.
I suppose you're claiming benefits or something.
Akbar obviously doesn't understand how the situation may escalate...
Get out of my country.
You want curry sauce with that?

 

by Black_Coffee
8-26-03
Sorry for being racist earlier.
I'm trying really hard to be more accepting of other peoples cultures.
I have five wives.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-26-03
Five wives you say?
Yes.
I bet they're all minging though.
Sorry, it just slipped out.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-26-03
Tensions seem to be escalating further.
...
Feel the tension.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-26-03
Something is bound to happen...
Well, isn't this a turn for the worse.
Golly!
A rather peaceful resolution by all accounts.
Foreigners leaving their mess all over the place.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-26-03
Moo
I said "Moo" you bastards.
The not-so-popular "Scowling Cow" range of soft cheese and butter spreads.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-26-03
Walshio carefully minds his own business while waiting from friends to arrive.
Suddenly:
Third time this week...
Oh, not again...

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
*CLUCK*

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
*CLUCK*
I was going to say that.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
Chick ghost stories:
And they waddled up a long and lonesome road... Henry didn't know where Farmer Bill was taking him...
Then, he saw it. The building, laughter and people inside, and above the doorway stood three huge letters..
What? What were they... tell me...
K-F-C
AAAAAHHHH!

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
Chicken ghost stories:
And Farmer John came into the shed, with an axe...
...
And...?
Tensions are rising.
I'm terribly sorry, I forgot the rest.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
Chicken ghost stories:
Peggy-Sue perched herself on the Farm House window...
And read aloud the writing upon the side of the ominous package:
"PAXO Instant breadcrumb stuffing"
*CLUCKING HELL*

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
I don't actually like the other chickens in my roost.
Hello Maurice.
OMELETTES!
EEGAD!

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
I hate Tennis.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
CLUCK ME

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
~I love chickens, chickens are a man's best friend~
la la la ding ding
You offend me with your presence.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
You've had three "Beano #6's" now, that makes this Beano #666.
I'm taking you to Hell now.
This is seriously Clucked up.
I can hear your thoughts.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-27-03
FOOT! AAAAHHHH!!!

 

by Black_Coffee
8-28-03
So, we're gonna get frisky on Saturday night. Really frisky...
Crikey.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-28-03
Wilson arrives at the Café.
Yo, you're late.
In the time honoured tradition of friendship, Walsh offers his Cigar.
Want some of this cigar?
Obviously this Cigar wasn't quite legal.
That wasn't an ordinary Cigar, was it Walsh?
Maybe... then again, maybe not...

 

by Black_Coffee
8-28-03
Wilson's mind:
Mmmmm.
Ciarán's m:
*CLUCK*
Walsh's mind:
Kill everyone Walsh... kill them.
Yes, be a cynical killer... killl... And while your at it, get me off this cross.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-28-03
Oops. Looks like this comic wasn't even finnished. Better let the author get on with it.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-28-03
Outside Mullan's Bar.
So, how are you today then?
Fine I suppose.
Tensions escalate.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-28-03
Still outside Mullan's BAr.
How are you today?
Also Fine. I suppose.
Tensions rise further.

 

by Black_Coffee
8-28-03
Kill.....
This whole situation is very voletile.
Murder....

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