All comics by Blackbeard

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
Pardon me Missey, could you tell me which way it is to town?
Oh YES!! A MAN!!!
Pardon me Missey, I said, could you tell me which way it is to town?
Quick, think up something witty, THINK THINK!!
Never mind Ma'am, I think I see it in the distance. I'll just mosey along now.
BLAST IT!!! I lose more men that way!

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
Excuse me little girl, you haven't seen any reindeer around here have you? I'm Santa and I can't find Blitzen.
Your Santa? Right. Well, sorry, no deer here.
Hi, I'm Blitzen. Who was that strange looking person?
He said he was looking for you. You'd better hide.
Hi, I'm Santa, Have you seen my reindeer?
It must be something in the water.

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
Whats a nice squirrel like you doing in a park like this?
Oh brother, one of those kinds.
Do you come here often?
I think I've come here once to often now.
In case you hadn't noticed, I'm the strong, silent type.
Great, now why don't you get a strong urge to remain silent?

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
At last!! I have finally created a potion that will turn me into the handsomest man alive.
One sip and women will find me irresistable.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
I wish I had a light, this treasure map is hard to read at night.
If only I had memorized the map earlier, I could be digging up the treasure right now..
Now was that 5 paces north and 7 east, or 5 paces east and 7 north.
Oh no, he'll find my winter stash! I gotta get rid of him.

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
Excuse me, I'm on a treasure hunt. If you help me I'll share it with you.
This is my chance.
See I have this map here but I can't read it. Can you help?
Wait right here. I have a friend who knows everything thats buried here.
I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore...
Time to take out the trash.

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
What are you planning to do with me?
Isn't it obvious? I'm going to bury you beside my treasure. You will help me guard it for all eternity.
Your treasure? Then you must be Blackbeard the pirate.
I was. Now where did I leave that shovel? Wait here, and do not attempt to leave, I will find you anywhere.
Yea, right, he can't even find his shovel. I'm out of here, but first...

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
If he thinks I'm dead he won't come after me. I have the perfect plan.
Oh NO! He has set himself on fire to escape being buried alive.
Well, guess it's time for plan "B". Now where did that squirrel go? "Here little squirrel, come to Poppa".

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
Heheehee, Blackbeard will never see through this disguise. Now that he thinks I'm dead I can continue the treasure hunt.
Grim Reaper!! Why I haven't seen you in ages. Guess you dropped by to collect that treasure thief I caught earlier.
Among others. You haven't seen a little squirrel around here have you?
Just who I was looking for when I found you.
He's probably after your treasure. You'd better make sure it's safe. Let's go check on it...

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
Where did everbody go? Don't tell me I missed all the fun.
I'd better check on my stash and make sure it's still safe.
Now was that 7 paces north nd 5 paces east, or...

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
AH HA!! I caught you trying to dig up my stash!!
AH HA!! I caught you trying to dig up my treasure!!
What treasure? This is where I buried my nuts.
Nuts!! This is where my treasure is buried!!
If you mean that big chest I dug up, I threw it out.
You WHAT?? Where is it now?

 

by Blackbeard
12-01-01
Man, I still can't believe I found the treasure. It sure is a relief to be back home.
I wonder if Blackbeard has noticed it's missing yet?
That's right, I want it back no matter what. Are you sure you can find it?
Don't worry, I'll get it back for you. I can find anything.

 

by Blackbeard
12-02-01
Remember our deal. I find your treasure and you change me back into a squirrel.
I won't forget. Now go, and return with my chest.
The treasure is near, I can smell it.
Oh no, he's after my treasure. I'd better move it to a safer place.
Excuse me...hey, where did he go? He looked awfully familiar.
Feets don't fail me now!!

 

by Blackbeard
12-02-01
I am here on a quest. I seek a great treasure that was stolen from my master.
Kewl!
I believe you know the one who took it. Show me where he lives and I will spare your life.
Sure thing sweety, just follow me.
Are you sure he lives here?
Of course I am, Just go right in that door.

 

by Blackbeard
12-02-01
At last!! Once I recover the treasure Blackbeard will restore my true form. My moment of triumph is at hand!!
Just shut up and go inside already.
I was tricked! That witch locked me in here!!
The End?
Well, at least I'm not alone.
She is definitely on my naughty list now.

 

by Blackbeard
12-02-01
Well Frosty, Christmas Eve is here again.
Whoopie
What would you like from old Santa this year?
Well, now that you mention it, there is one thing I want...
@$^$@#, I should have asked for some hands to.

 

by Blackbeard
12-03-01
We have achieved orbit captain.
Excellent! Prepare to capture a specimen for study.
We've located a specimen Captain.
Bring it onboard for study.
To be continued
Do not attempt to escape. We have superior weapons and intelligence, you are helpless.
Oh yea? We'll see about that.

 

by Blackbeard
12-03-01
OOOOF!
Hi YA!
AAARGH!!!
HOO YAAH!!
I surrender!, Please, spare me!
You can't surrender yet, I still have to cool down.

 

by Blackbeard
12-03-01
Captain, run, save yourself. The earth creature is unstoppable.
Have no fear Quig, I will track it down and avenge the attack on you.
YEEEEEHAAAAA!!!!!
I.....found.....the creature.......Quig. (ooch) Consider.........yourself...................avenged. (gasp)
I call this move "Dancing with the Roaches"

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