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| *sigh* Life stinks. Nobody likes me, and frankly.. I don't like myself! I should just kill myself and get it over with.. | |
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| I'm here to save your life, Stick Man! And if unsuccessful, raid your pockets and empty your bank account! | |
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| What the...? Jesus, our lord himself? What the hell are you doing here? | |
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| *shrug* Personally, I stay th' hell away from churches! I'm nailed to a cross y'know, I have no defense against fondling! | |
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| Sheesh, Jesus.. aren't Christian charities enough to financially support th' Church? | |
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