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by BlueBomber
11-21-02
Meanwhile...
Uhh...
Ahh!

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
Hmmmm....
Hmmmm...
Sooo...am I supposed to kill you now?
According to the script. Of course you could always forget the scr-
I think I'll stick with the script.
Yipes!

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
I think I'm at the right spot.
*Ahem
This has to be it. Except there is supposed to be a tiki statue in front of me...
HEY!
Hey, quiet. I'm trying to figure out where a tiki man would hide.

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
Yoyoyoyoyo. Back up! Why you in my face dawg?
I said get away before I have to backhand yo-
First of all, I am not a dog. I'm a frickin' goat on a stool. Got it? So don't even go there.
Word.
Yo be trippin'.
That's right foo! Don't make me! I'll kick yo white-

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
Grrrrr...
What do you want?
GRRRRR....
Okay, fine. I'll move.
Heh heh.

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
Excuse me, but-
Dude. I got such a hangover.
You must feel like crap.
Hey you can't have a-
Yeah. I feel horrible.
Wait a minute. How do you have a hangover?
Oh well.
Huh?
All you did was drink 30 bottles of Stewarts Root Beer!

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
Hi kids! I'm here to tell you about...SMOKING!
Now, as you see smoking is cool. Just like me! Now go home and light up those cigs!
Aww crap. Uhhh, bye bye kids! I am going away for a while. Don't worry though! I'll be fine.
Nice to se you again Smokey McGee.

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
So I said, "Hey, that's not an ant, that's my wife!"
Hahahaha!!!
Ahh, the water cooler moments.
Yep.
Gotta get that T.P.S. report done. See ya.
Oh CRAP! I was supposed to get it done. Maybe I could sneek out before- Hey Boss! How ya doin'?

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
Hey!
Yo!
How've you been? Alright? How's the baby?
I'm alright. I had a few screws loose in my head the other day, but I'm fine. Oh and the baby is comin along great! She'll be ready in about a month.
Really? That's good news!
Yeah, but I still have a lot of work to do. I haven't found correct bolts yet. When I find them, I have to tighten and reprogram her. Then she'll be up and running...

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
HAHAHA!!! Every one is finally dead!
WHAT!? You again!!
Miss me?
I will make sure you are dead this time!!
AAAAAAHH!!!!

 

by BlueBomber
11-21-02
Woah. Nifty.
Ahhh! What's happening to my head?! It feels....like..brain..freeze.
Take that! Serves you right for looking at my top secret creation.
Owwwww....

 

by BlueBomber
11-22-02
Owww. That hurts....Huh? Woah!
Don't want to look as I kill it... too disgusting.
Heh heh.
Unngh...

 

by BlueBomber
11-22-02
Fire the cannons!
Man the guns!
Cap him yo!

 

by BlueBomber
11-22-02
Gym is so boring. I don't feel like running a mile right now.
Nnnyyyooooww
What's that?
Oh yeah.

 

by BlueBomber
11-22-02
Hey Hey! Honk Honk!
So this is hell.
Yes. Yes it is. Now do you want a sword or a crown?
I guess this isn't too bad...
Do you want to see my red nose?
You better stop now.

 

by BlueBomber
11-22-02
Hey, it's me again.
I'd like to talk you about-
Say it and you get another 20 years,
Aww man.

 

by BlueBomber
11-22-02
Psst. Hey kid.
Huh?
You want some...ice?
How much?
All right. This is awesome.

 

by BlueBomber
11-22-02
HA! The squirrel will never reach me here.
Heh, you're pretty small for a demon.
Huh? Who are you calling small chump.
You. And I ain't afraid of you. Ya know, I gotta be careful though, you may nip my ears off.
It seems as if I have a new enemy.
Why don't you just run along back to your rabbit hole.

 

by BlueBomber
11-22-02
Ignore him.
Hi.
Have patience Frosty. Just ignore him.
Who are you?
I'm Mr. Frosty. Now go away and let me slowly melt in peace.
I think I made a new friend.

 

by BlueBomber
11-23-02
Why are we always the first people up here?
I don't know. Shut up. They may hear us.
What now?
Keep smiling.

 

by BlueBomber
11-23-02
Look at me. I'm a dog on a ball!
What do you want, a cookie?
Actually, I want a dog treat.
Shut up!

 

by BlueBomber
11-23-02
I've finally recovered from that freakin head trauma the author gave me. Man, that hospital visit took too much money away. Got to be interviewed for a job today.
La de da... What is this strange feeling I feel?
Thought you could get way, didn't you?
THE PAIN!!!!!

 

by BlueBomber
11-23-02
Aren't you glad you aren't on Earth?
Er..th?
Earth, ya know, home of those wretched humans?
Oh YEEEAAH! Now I remember!
Careful what you say about the human race fool. And you, you agreed didn't you?
Yes I did sir! Sorry sir!

 

by BlueBomber
11-23-02
That's right! Don't you ever disagree with ME!
Oh hi. Allow me to introduce myself. I am the author. You are probably wondering why I have this sickle in my hand and why I kill everyone who disagrees with me.
Yeah, I was. Besides, I don't think you should be carrying that around and killing people too.
Why did you HAVE to disagree with me?

 

by BlueBomber
11-23-02
Glad you came mercenary Squig.
Anytime Satan.
There is a demon in my lair and he's trying to take over everything! I need you to kill him. I want this to be a secret.
Sure thing. I got it covered.
BURN IN HELL!!!
I'M ALREADY IN HELL!!

 

by BlueBomber
11-23-02
Hey Elf! How's it going.
Okay Mr. Jelly Rolls.
What have I told you about calling me that?
Oh, sorry sir. It's just some kids on the Naughty List said that was your new name!
Oy...
WHAT!?

 

by BlueBomber
11-23-02
Hello....Demon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Huh...what....oh yeah. Hi. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ummmmmm. Excuse me. Didn't you realize I'm here to kill you?
Hey, I can't hear my slave burning okay? You're at an 8 right now, I need you at a 3. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Geez... what a maroon.

 

by BlueBomber
11-24-02
Beaten up by a bug the other day... no more will to live. *sigh*
RRRRRRRIIIINNNNG!!!!!!
Oh balls... I was just about to do it to... It's on speaker, talk to me.
Did you do it yet?
No...I hav- What? Who is this? Why do I have 50 calls on hold? Am I being watched?!

 

by BlueBomber
11-24-02
I'm back sir.
So soon eh? Oh well, it's a bad feeling getting rid of all of this money.
With all do respect sir, you only gave me half.
HALF!? Are you serious? I must've counted wrong. Here is the rest.
Sucker!

 

by BlueBomber
11-24-02
So now you see, you always gotta pack some metal.
Any white guy gives you trouble...BAM! Yo cap him.
My dad has a revolver under his bed.
No no no. You need ta get a 9. Once you get that, you all set.
Holla.

 

by BlueBomber
11-25-02
Whaddya gonna do?
Beat you up.
YAAAAHH!!!!!
AAH!!
Wuss.
Ooooooohh....

 

by BlueBomber
11-25-02
In the local prison...
Ya know you can get at least a million bucks for this movie if you work with me.
Cool. That's awesome.
So you ARE in right?
Yep.
You won't get scared by all the zombies running around, will you?
It's a Resident Evil movie, what's there to be scared about?

 

by BlueBomber
11-25-02
Hut one. Hut two. Come on you bugs!
Huff...puff...
Squad, stop! It seems we have a lazy bug here!
Who *huff* are you talking *puff* about?
Allright squad! Move on! Man I hate the lack of special effects....

 

by BlueBomber
11-26-02
Remember him?
Can't believe he didn't notice me...
Why, oh WHY, can't a tiki man get noticed once in awhile? Is it so much to ask?!
Yes, because God hates you.

 

by BlueBomber
11-26-02
This is heaven?
Uh-huh.
Then how come I can see my house?
!
Huh? What happened?
I have no dea what you are talking about. *Whew*

 

by BlueBomber
11-29-02
Ya know, after a while, there is only so much you can do to make a comic.
So you wind up doing fillers.
By the way, I am not about to do a filler like the classic comical joke.
I find them very old and lame.
So I don't wan- Oh crap! Is this considered a filler?!
Oh well, I'll just kill some people to make up for lost time. Of course I gotta put on my killin outfit. Now then...HEY YOU!! YOU DID NOT JUST LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!

 

by BlueBomber
12-01-02
You ever see a armed and dangerous kangaroo before?
A armed and dangerous kangaroo?
Yeah, like the one standing behind you.
Ther is no kangaroo behind me.
Errr...
Wanna bet?

 

by BlueBomber
12-03-02
You can't kill me you alien you!
Oh yes I can! Oh, before I kill you though, tell me how you became a super hero.
It's a long story. It all began when I was in high school and was doing a school internship.
A school internship?
SuperGuy: I was doing marine biology, my dream! I was studying the fishies! But I was heroically trapped under the sea and miraculously was saved! When I came out, I was blue with power!!
Bluurg!!

 

by BlueBomber
12-05-02
Pupkin? Is that you after all these years?
Ashley? Is that you?
What happened to you?
Well, some strong kids thought I was an actual pumpkin and some other weak kids said I was a dog. Then I fight broke out and the strong kids got me and carved me.
Oh, that's it?

 

by BlueBomber
12-11-02
As I walk through life, I go on many adventures...
Learning new things as I go. I now know what it means when people say...
"Home Sweet Home". Huh? CRAP!!! I left my house keys at my friends house across the world!!! $#@&%!!!! Got to go back...

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