All comics by Bongdust

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
Amazing Beans
there is a movie called "the women"
really? i swear i have never even heard of it!
in it, there are no clowns!
you! get out! right now!
Vizions SBC
you are just fucking jealous because you cannot become a clown! and you don't have a horse.
when i look away that automatically equals cooler

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
This Pretty Much sums it up
when i was in the third grade, my teacher taught us yoga the point of this entry is to see how far i can actually type out as much as possible is there ever a limit who knows i mean really come on now
when i was in fourth grade our teacher would take us to field trips to the church lawns and give click pens to the same boy every week because he was her favorite becuase he was so good
our fifth grade teacher was a godsend because she was british and she took us to the winchester mystery house and mother's cookies. i couldnt go to mothers cookies because i faked a book report.
by sixth grade i had been moved to a supposed "better" school where i was hated by all my classmates except for a really fat kid and my nerdy friend jeremey and we both drew comics.
halfway through seventh grade i move from a liberal openminded school where our history teacher was on drugs and she brought in a rabbit every day for a week and drank at least 20 diet cokes a day.

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
hey mister rock person man, we don't like what you're saying in your music please leave the stage now
and singing, fee, fi, fiddle ee eye oh...fee fi fiddle ...
please do as i say or you will regret it
everybody sing! fuck the police. fuck fuck fuck the police.
my worst yet!
enjoy your new home
thanks for letting me keep the guitar

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
Hank! You survived!
The pilot is dead, and ... HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK GROTESQUE!!!
Please my love, do not look at me.
No its okay! I lost my arm too!
Really?
Help me pick up what is left of Oprah and we could fix ourselves up!

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
Oh dear, you must be the monkey that escaped from the zoo!
Please don't tell anyone I'm here! Please hide me! I am a friendly monkey with a big heart!
i think it is trying to tell me something!
she understands me!
oops too late, the nukes have landed
i am writhing in agony

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
3:25 AM
Hey aren't you a little old to be at this rave?
What's the matter, am I not cool enough for you? Are you just gonna ignore me now or somethin'?

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
i am ready to work for your company
okay great i am going to hand you over to our cheap labor department for training
Hello I am here for the training
Okay, the first thing you must learn is cold calling.
I quit.
See Bonnie down the hall for your paycheck.

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
i can mash potato
i can do the twist
now tell me baby
do you like it like this
do you love me
now that i can dance

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
COMING UP NEXT ON NBC......FRIENDS!!!!
Ahhhh another relaxing night of staring at "Must See TV" (tm) (all rights reserved)
BUT FIRST, THESE IMPORTANT MESSAGES
*(instant message sound)* SO EASY TO USE, NO WONDER ITS #1 !!!
AOLAOLAOLAOLAOLAOLTIMEWARNERAOLAOLMUSTBUYPRODUCTSOBEYTHEGOVERNMENTCONFORMOBEYOBEYOBEYOBEYAOLAOLAOLAOLAOLAOLAOLAOL

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
We are approaching our destination Captain Bluebrains
Very good pinko, the planet approaches.
I'm kinda nervous coming to earth and all...what if people make fun of me?
Oh hogwash! It is me they will be running and screaming from.
follies!
why is that?
Dandruff.

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
Thank you for leaving your home and running away with me miles into the forest. Now it is safe to make love.
But I want to go home! I'm scared!
Don't worry, about anything. And remember never to tell your mommy or daddy what we did okay?
Please Mister, don't touch me...
Jesus christ, Mae, I was talking to the cat!
oh yeah..

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
All you ever do is laugh and ponder.
See?

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
oh
oh the wellington
the
oh the wellington
wellington
dfydty
oh the wellington

 

by Bongdust
12-04-02
hey i am tired of looking at this screen lets go outside and look at the stars
ok.

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