JACK HANDEY'S A FRAUD by BoonoB11-09-02 AT THE MUSEUM... Do you like Manet, or Monet? I like mayonnaise. ... ...I LIKE MAYONNAISE. Maybe she's getting me some mayonnaise.
WHO WILL WIN by BoonoB11-09-02 BRING BRING x 2 BRING x 10 BRING x 100 BRING x INFINITY *GASP* ALL HAIL
AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE PIKELETS by BoonoB11-10-02 Well, phone, I think we've pretty much exhausted the possibilities of "BRING" You're probably right... BRANG BRING
RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS ALREADY by BoonoB11-11-02 HERE'S WHERE YOU SAY BRING FUCKING FUCKITTY FUCKY FUCK GODAMM FUCK ... ... BRING
HE IS THE ONLY CLOWN WITH A PRESCRIPTION FOR PROZAC by BoonoB11-11-02 YOU'VE BEEN QUIET FOR A WHILE NO ONE CALLS ME, NO ONE LIKES ME. WELL, I HAVE A WAY TO CHEER MYSELF UP BRING =) WHY DOES HE EVEN TALK
GOOD TIMES, BAD TIMES, DAILY TIMES. $1.00 EVERY WEEKDAY by BoonoB11-11-02 WELL PHONE, WE'VE HAD SOME GOOD TIMES HELL YEAH NOTE - FLASHBACK BRING BRONG NOW LETS GET DRUNK
AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION, ROBIN. TO THE BATCAVE by BoonoB11-11-02 You know, sometimes I wonder if humans will ever learn to accept and understand each other, no matter the circumstance. ... ... BRING Phew. I was worried a little there.
PHONE BE-GONE by BoonoB11-12-02 PERHAPS THE PHONE THING WENT A BIT FAR... SO NOW, INTRODUCING ROCKET WHISH WHOOSH WHISH WHOOSH WHISH SHUT UP