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| Every year on my birthday, I try to quit smoking. But even thinking about it, I get cravings I can't deny... | |
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| You can't resist the urge to smell like a fire at a shit factory! The fun part of lung cancer is the incessant, painful coughing! You love being sequestered outside or into designated areas! | |
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| Aha! Caught ya! Get yer ass ready for some good ol' fashioned stimulus-response! | |
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| That is, until I got my "Little Blue Guy" anti_smoking_system! If he catches you smoking, he sodomizes you with his bayonett! See the urges to smoke vanish in minutes! "Little Blue Guy": Try it today! | |
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