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| Based on the premise that women have vibrators but men have nothing, I've invented the first auto-stimulation product for men. | |
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| Bring it on! I'd love to see it. | |
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| GREETINGS, PUNY MORTAL! I AM THE MASTUR-MATE 2000! HOW MAY I MANUALLY STIMULATE YOUR FRAGILE MALE PARTS? | |
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| I can't figure out why my test subjects keep fleeing like that. | |
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| PERHAPS MAKING SEX TOYS OUT OF SURPLUS MILITARY ANDROIDS IS NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA AFTER ALL. | |
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