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Dammit, those corporate assholes are going to blow a gasket when they read that scathing complaint letter about their service!

Hello?

Hi! We here at Company Corp. just got your e-mail! We're terribly sorry about the service you've been getting! A full refund will be automatically applied to your credit card.

throw exception( message ); type=e-mail; subtype=customer; classification=complaint; action=delete;