Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)
stripcreator
make a comic
:
register
:
log in
:
top rated
:
faq
:
forums
cc
testing
CC 145: In a Subjunctive Mood
by
Scyess
10-06-02
If I had to be any kind of cancer, I'd definitely want to be breast cancer.
You insensitive bastard! Do you have any idea how many women die of breast cancer each year?
No. Do you?
Uh, no, not really.
...you were saying?
...and if I had to be a pasta, I'd be the pasta shaped like breasts.
share:
twitter
:
facebook
Brad's cc set
03/24/01 - Comic contest XV: Little Known Sports Facts
03/26/01 - Comic Contest XVI: This is Fiction. I Swear!
04/02/01 - Comic Contest XVIII: Somehow I Knew It Would Be Like This
04/05/01 - Comics Contest XIX: No, I Never Actually Read Madame Bovarie
04/07/01 - Comic Contest XX: All My Friends Are like This. Sad.
04/12/01 - Comic Contest 22: One-Note Characters
04/26/01 - Comic Contest 26: More Fun with One-Note Characters
05/04/01 - Comics Contest 28: Making Fun of the British as Best I Can
05/15/01 - CC 30: Much Like My Ass, Love Is...
03/27/02 - CC 109: Gabe's Last Words
03/30/02 - CC 110: Beware of Cow
03/30/02 - CC 110: A Better Life
04/02/02 - CC 111: 3,158 Too Many
04/02/02 - CC 111: This One Won't Sell Many Action Figures
04/08/02 - CC 112: Testing Captain's Ego
04/08/02 - CC 112: IPC
04/08/02 - CC 112: Wow Is This One Tasteless
04/08/02 - CC 112: Bulginator
05/23/02 - CC 120: Lobbyists
06/07/02 - CC 123: Baggies Full of Bliss
06/07/02 - CC 123: Boyfriends Who Don't Fear Competition
06/08/02 - CC 123: Alcoholics Anonymous
06/09/02 - CC 123: Not-Very-Handymen
06/14/02 - Comic Cup 9: The Secret Escapes
06/17/02 - CC 125: It's Not Always a Good Sign to be Born in a Manger
07/05/02 - CC 129: Pre-historic Factoid
07/05/02 - CC 129: Brought to You by...
07/06/02 - CC 129: Revisionist Pre-History
07/06/02 - CC 129: Why Union Soldiers Aren't Friends with Dinosaurs
07/09/02 - CC 130: Not Terribly Shocking
07/09/02 - CC 130: Sad but True
07/09/02 - CC 130: Dorm Life
07/09/02 - CC 130: Based on a True Story
07/09/02 - CC 130: British Food
07/09/02 - CC 130: Puff That Magic
07/10/02 - CC 130: Groping for a Sense of Self
07/11/02 - CC 130: Knight Hardly
07/11/02 - CC 130: From the Carpenter's Anti-Defamation League
07/11/02 - Comic Cup 9: Fuck the Flying Fish
07/11/02 - Comic Cup 9: The Secret Behind the Burmuda Triangle
07/12/02 - Comic Cup 9: Metaphor for Love. Or Women. Or Sumthin'
07/12/02 - CC 130: Not Exceedingly Helpful
07/12/02 - CC 130: The Saga Continues
07/15/02 - CC 131: Roach Motel
07/16/02 - CC 131: Cruel, Cruel Fate
07/23/02 - CC 132: Failed Unveiling
07/23/02 - Head 2.0
07/23/02 - http://www.uspto.gov/
07/23/02 - CC 133: Yeah, But They Still Had to Register the Trademark
07/23/02 - CC 133: Necessity is Not the Mother of ALL Invention
07/23/02 - CC 133: Gordon Saves the Future
07/24/02 - CC 133: The Fable of the Little Girl and the Chicken
07/24/02 - CC 133: With all Due Credit to the PPGs
07/24/02 - CC 133: Originality and the Food Chain
07/24/02 - $19.95! While Supplies Last!
07/25/02 - CC 133: With a Twist!
07/25/02 - CC 133: Because They Can't Just Step on Them
07/29/02 - Quest for Liquidity
07/29/02 - Quest for an Aerosol
08/05/02 - CC 135: Lever
08/06/02 - CC 135: Next Time Follow the Instructions
08/06/02 - CC 135: Fucking Lawyers
08/12/02 - CC 136: Mastur-mate 2000
08/12/02 - CC 136: Complaints
08/12/02 - CC 136: Quit Complaining
08/13/02 - CC 136: Quit Whining Already
08/13/02 - CC 136: What, Are You Still Here?
08/13/02 - CC 136: Take the Bloody Hint Already
08/13/02 - CC 136: Results?
08/13/02 - CC 136: Clever Escape
08/13/02 - CC 136: Blantant Tie-In
08/13/02 - The SemiGlorious Return of LFooaC Man after a Real Absence
08/13/02 - Schadenfreude
09/10/02 - Tag-Team Cup ]|[: Brando Would Have Turned This Script Down
09/25/02 - CC 143: The Root of All Evil
10/01/02 - CC 144: Profile of a Computer Scientist
10/06/02 - CC 145: Splat-ogram
10/06/02 - CC 145: In a Subjunctive Mood
10/07/02 - CC 145: Different Strokes
10/07/02 - CC 145: Domestic Life
10/11/02 - CC 147: Talking like Mugabe
10/11/02 - CC:GM Offers New Payment Plans Amid Signs of Slowed US Sales
10/11/02 - CC 147:Fur Flies in Critter Crowd Over Fate of Feral Felines
10/11/02 - CC 147: Jury Awards $2.2 Billion To Victim of Diluted Drugs
10/12/02 - CC 147: Risky Business: Spreads For Junk Bonds Surge
10/12/02 - CC 147: Death Toll Climbs to 54 In Bali Nightclub Bombing
10/22/02 - CC 149: Untold Religious Stories X
10/22/02 - CC 149: Untold Relgious Stories X|
10/22/02 - CC 149: Untold Relgious Stories X][
10/22/02 - CC 149: Untold Relgious Stories X]|[
10/22/02 - CC 149: Untold Religious Stories X|V
10/22/02 - CC 149: Untold Religious Stories XV
10/22/02 - CC 149: Untold Religious Stories XV|
10/22/02 - CC 149: Untold Religious Stories XV][
10/22/02 - CC 149: Untold Religious Stories XV]|[
12/18/02 - CC 160: Bad News through the Cordless Rotary Speakerphone
12/18/02 - CC 160: We All Know Someone like This
12/19/02 - Tag Team Cup ]|[: Intermission -- How to Make Horse Pudding
03/06/03 - CC 174: Advertising Campaigns that Should've Been
03/06/03 - CC 174: Ask Them to Stamp on Your Head
03/13/03 - CC 175: Exploding dog... Thingdate monday... #53160
03/13/03 - CC 175: Home on the Rage #11430
03/13/03 - CC 175: Duck Blind
04/30/03 - CC 184: Things Not to Say to an Assassin
04/30/03 - CC 184: Worst Things to Hear from a Doctor
04/30/03 - CC 184: Hobbies for the Invulnerable
04/30/03 - CC 184: Instant IQ Test
04/30/03 - CC 184: Movies I Hope They'll Make
04/30/03 - CC 184: Unpopular Hobbies
12/16/03 - FTC 14: The Holidays Get Some People Down
11/13/04 - CC 265: Fear It
11/13/04 - CC 265: Hardest of Hearings
11/13/04 - CC 265: Because... You See... They All Look the Same...
12/06/04 - CC268: Public Service My Ass
01/08/05 - CC 272: Hubert ][
01/08/05 - CC 272: Hubert ]|[
01/08/05 - CC 272: Hubert |V
01/08/05 - CC 272: Hubert V
01/12/05 - FTC 52: Self-Absorbed
01/12/05 - CC 272: Death Meets His Match ][
01/12/05 - CC 272: Death Meets His Match ]|[
01/12/05 - CC 272: Death Meets His Match |V: The Happy Ending
01/12/05 - CC 272: Death Meets His Match: Epilogue
02/05/05 - FTC 55: Predictable Ending
03/15/05 - CC 278: Rah
05/19/05 - CC 282: A Good Way to Earn Lots of Airline Miles
this comic belongs to set
cc
« Back to the Front Page
stripcreator
Make a comic
Your comics
Log in
Create account
Forums
Help
comics
Random Comic
Comic Contests
Sets
All Comics
Search
featuring
diesel sweeties
jerkcity
exploding dog
goats
ko fight club
penny arcade
chopping block
also
Brad Sucks
