Mr Taig's Physics Class 1 by Champion9-03-02 Another day in Mr. Taig's Physics class... . . . if work equals M x A x D and also equals M x G x T. . . Not again . . . then we must consider twenty other formulae to get the answer . . . Excuse me Mr Taig, but why do we need 20 formulae? 20 minutes later . . . and does that answer your question Peter? . . . fuck, fuck, fuck . . .
The Narrator: Part 1 by Champion8-15-03 I am Jesus No I am Jesus How come we swapped places? I don't know, its creepy though. Ha ha ha! What the...? Stop doing that!
The Narrator, Part 2 by Champion8-15-03 I am the narrator, I have full control of you all! Don't make us come up there! Yeah..... This swapping is making me sick. Well, I could....... I think I'm going to chuck! You see what your doing? And if you are in control, you could at least give us a decent background? OH SHIT, WRONG BUTTON!!!!! What did you do to him?
The Narrator: Part 3 by Champion8-15-03 There, how about that? Can't you get a little more realistic? That? Getting warmer I heard that! This narrator is useless!
The Narrator: Part 4 by Champion8-15-03 What about this one then? No This is the last one! Thats it! Thats the one! Surprise! I'm back, but why am I a pink donkey? I don't know
The Narrator: Part 5 by Champion8-15-03 Whats wrong with pink? Of all the colors, pink? He can read our minds, by the way. Hmmmmmm OK then, what am I thinking now? I don't like the look of this You idiot! Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex What? What? What am I missing?
The Narrator: Part 6 by Champion8-15-03 OK, i'll do it. Lets see now, which button is it again...... I'm sick of being a pink donkey Perhaps The Narrator will change you I think thats the right one Uh oh Yes, I do, I'm sorry I'm back, but why am I a little pink girl? You have a thing for pink, don't you The Narrator?
Rock around the clock by Champion8-15-03 One Two Three O'Clock Four O'Clock Rock Five Shit, not enough frames!
The Narrator: Part 7 by Champion8-15-03 OK, OK, i'll get you another one, just please, don't chuck a tantrum! I don't like this outfit, I want another one! And if I don't get one, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll chuck a tantrum! Just because you are a little pink girl, doesn't mean that you have to act like one! I'm going to make him look like me! What are you going to make him this time? Yep, a bit of a looker, eh? What have i missed? You look like that?
The Narrator: Part 8 by Champion8-15-03 My finger is getting sore Change me again, it was fun! I really don't seem to be doing anything, do I? This is getting repeditive! Oh shit! Who is who? What the? What the?
Spoonerisms are the devil! by Champion8-15-03 The reason that Carmageddon has an R rating... Cunning Stunt Bonus! I love Carmageddon! Cunning Stunt Bonus! If I were to spoonerise that...... Cunning Stunt Bonus! Mummy, I got a "Stunning Cunt Bonus!"
The Narrator: Part 9 by Champion8-18-03 Oh my God, what now? Please don't switch us We want to remember who we are Thats it, there is only one thing for it: Please change me soon, we are permanently binding. ..ermanantly binding What have I done?
The Narrator: Part 10 by Champion3-04-05 Ahhh Crap, not again. I think you killed him! Well, we can't very well have a comic with just you in it now, can we? No, I guess not I'm going to try something, hold on to your hat! I'm not wearing a haAAAAAAHHHH