All comics by ChucksALot

 

by ChucksALot
6-02-13
Out gunned and out flanked, it appeared the jig was up and Carl began to think that Phil was not a good influence.
DO YOUR WORST!!

 

by ChucksALot
6-08-13
What are you doing now?
Our taxes. This family is now a non-profit organization?
Really. What do we do?
You name it. Perform abortions, sell hybrids, lobby for universal healthcare and perform Gay-Only marriages.
Way to work the system
Hellooooo tax break

 

by ChucksALot
6-09-13
Did you see the show last night? Scathingly funny as always!
I couldn't believe it when Kim lounged on that boat! And that Chloe is so sassy!
Did you catch the layered metaphor when Kris got her nails done and sat on the couch!
I loved the twist ending when everything worked out and they came together as a family!
That Bruce has his hands full! What a wacky bunch!
It's great TV

 

by ChucksALot
6-14-13
Oh... Joseph... I didn't ...Sorry, I'm a little early.
Well, Jesus will be right out.
...so, um... how's the carpentry business?
JESUS! Get your holy ass out here NOW!

 

by ChucksALot
6-14-13
Father's Day. 2372. 8:03 am
After a long journey, Mike753928 finally
Well, we finally made it. What do you want to say to him?
So many e-motions computing...
reached his birthplace.

 

by ChucksALot
6-15-13
Father's Day. 2013. 1:45 PM
On this day I'd like to thank you for all the great advice you've given me over the years.
Yeah
For teaching me how to be a man, how to shave, how to change a tire, tie a tie, ask out girls
We couldn't have done it without you.
Thank you, Internet
Thank you Internet

 

by ChucksALot
6-15-13
A month before Father's Day. 2013.
You know Father's Day is right around the corner? Here's my list...
A list?! Jesus, dad...
Yeah, I want a tie, a putter, a nice shirt, an Academy gift card...
Putting aside that nobody makes a Father's Day list, and that all these items are cliche, I am 29 years old. When is this non-stop gift giving from me to you going to end?
Actually, you know... I'm going to make a Son's Day List.
The hell you are

 

My God, Steve look at you? What are you up to... Jeans? On a Thursday?
by ChucksALot, 6-21-13

 

by ChucksALot
6-22-13
I'm here giving more airtime to callous convicted murderer Jodi Arias. Whatcha been up to Jodi?
I'm having a Hollywood producer animate my sex tape. It will be released online this fall.
Coming up next - The George Zimmerman trial - all about race or just boring?
Meeeeeeeeeee
I'm sorry did you say something?
Uh... I'm also... making T-shirts... you know, to cure domestic violence...

 

by ChucksALot
6-28-13
You know the sun is out today, right?
I've decided that the most important quality of a movie is it's level of realism.
Ha! Since when?
It's goal is to reflect reality. It must both do exactly what I would do and be smarter than me so I can't predict it.
But if real people do dumb things, why is it more realistic for movie people to do smarter things?
It's a simple critique but it lets me feel good about myself without exerting any real imagination and in the end isn't that my goal.

 

by ChucksALot
6-29-13
I watched a movie this weekend called 'Brokeback Mountain'
That's super old, dude
It was about two guys who sneak around lying and cheating on their wives until one of the women is driven mad by the deceit
Oh my, that's terrible
Oh no, it's ok, the guys were gay
Oh, good for them.

 

by ChucksALot
7-06-13
Alex Jones here, your crusader in the fight against the New World Order coming to you live from my command center
People often ask me, Alex, I believe the government was behind 9/11, does that mean I also believe they were behind the Oklahoma City bombing, the Sandy Hook massacre and the Boston bombing?
Yes dammit! Follow the money. Who is it that comes out after these tragedies and profits, benefits and gains noteriety after every single one of them.
Besides me.

 

by ChucksALot
7-13-13
Sanford, FL - Final Arguments in the State v Zimmerman
Ladies of the jury, I would like to remind you of the most important thing in this case: Trayvon Martin was a 17 year old kid.
17. Just a child, a baby, just out of diapers, just learning to walk and he got out of his crib and walked.
He walked over to that gas station, defenseless, without supervision and he bought those Skittles and Ice Tea
This trial has been brought to you by Mars Inc. Skittles. Taste the Rainbow.
Objection, Martin was a 6 foot tall, 150 lb high school football player.
I PREFER the baby Trayvon!

 

by ChucksALot
7-14-13
You've got a cute butt. I would lick you all up and down.
That's gross. Don't ever talk to me again you pig.
In about 20 years not only will you be insulted if I don't notice your butt, you'll be judging my technique and complaining to your friends that it isn't good enough

 

by ChucksALot
7-20-13
Ok, Plan B... Oh, s**t look, an arm!
As the plane began tearing apart at the rivets, Elliot the Elephant began to think back over Phil's plan, and over the screams, howling wind and explosions, he wondered if it wasn't the best

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