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A politically correct Jesus...
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| Santa, you need to lose weight, you're too fat and your setting a bad example for children everywhere! | |
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| I cant help it if your mad because they are now calling Christmas "Winter Break"..... I get stressed out alot and I pig out on milk and cookies.... | |
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| Father Mike, how many times do I have to spell it out? My name is Jesus Christ... | |
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| Sorry, but chaplains are not legally allowed to talk about you in public anymore.... it offends people. | |
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| Let me guess... I must have misplaced the birth certificate? | |
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| I think it's time for an 11th commandment... | |
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