All comics by Cosmonaut

 

Life by Cosmonaut 2-16-03
...and then she left me, which made things worse after my nan dying. i dont know what to do, i get so upset sometimes. what do you suggest?		I don't think he realises I'm just a bloody snowman.

 

Smokey the Comedian by Cosmonaut 2-16-03
Piss flaps!	Bum foot!	To be continued... Cheese fest! Carcinogenic fool... one day I will be the center of attention, then you'll see... mwahahahaaa!

 

Kids on Acid #1 - A case of the munchies. by Cosmonaut 2-16-03
	Later that day, Mike Smith, aged 16, was found dead in a ditch covered in cranbury sauce. Police are still confused. Mike? Why's he looking at me like that?

 

Kids on Acid #2 - A disgrace. by Cosmonaut 2-16-03
	It's moments like this when the government decides they seriously need to crack down on drug users. I love you man. I love you too.

 

Smokey the comedian #2 - Mikey the comedian takes over. by Cosmonaut 2-16-03
Having murdered Smokey, Mikey takes his place as the worlds No.1 comedian... Piss flaps! Bum foot! Cheese fest!	That'll teach him...	Unfortunately the audiences love for Smokey will never disappear... Rubbish.

 

Kids on Acid #3 - Caught. by Cosmonaut 2-16-03
	As soon as the teenager opened his mouth the police officer new he could book him for drug use. I rather enjoy life. Got you.

 

Kids on Acid #4 - An unexpected transformation. by Cosmonaut 2-16-03
	The latest batch of acid was so strong that Shura's best friend inadvertantly became the hallucination. I think I took to much. Bastard

 

Kids on Acid #5 - The consequences of drug use. by Cosmonaut 2-16-03
	Continued... So Jim, hows life treating you these days? My mum gives me hay for breakfast and my girlfriend's dumped me becuase she doesn't beleive in bestiality.

 

Jesus' thought of the day #1 by Cosmonaut 2-16-03
	I have the squits.

 

Jesus' thought of the day #2 - Boredom takes its toll... by Cosmonaut 3-02-03
	*The ace of spades! nananananana, The ace of spades! nananananana...*

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