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by Cussmeister
1-07-04
I'm Sheriff John Bunnell. The standard issue patrol car - its a life saving tool. Because lets face it...
...this job is about getting there and getting there fast, before an argument turns into an assault, before an assault turns into a homicide.
The simple fact is protect and serve doesn't even start until you're on the scene. So buckle up, its going to be a wild ride.

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
I think I'll go have a bath

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
Oi! 'untley. What did I tell you about this bathroom?
Oh, here we go
Don't leave the fuckin' bodies in there...you trying to ruin my plan?
Sorry Maxine. Wont happen again Maxine.
It better fucking not. Now here, tek this box of clothes down t'school and burn 'em.
Yes Maxine. Right away Maxine

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
#When the working day is done, ooh girls, they wanna have fu'un. Whoa girls just wanna have...#
#Splish splash, I was takin' a bath. La da dum dum Saturday night. Rub dub, just relaxin' in the tub. Thinkin' everything was alright.#
Right then, thats the clothes sorted out. Better check back with Maxine to see what's next.

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
Now then, yer bastard. Get rid of bodies. Tek 'em down woods or sumthin'
Maxine, why is it I have to do everything in your...
FUCKIN' DO IT!!!
Yes Maxine. Right away Maxine

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
#Ladies in reeeeeeeeeed...#
Now, to get back home and watch some TV. I hope I haven't missed Mary-Kate and Ashley
Meanwhile
So you say you were in Soham?
Thats right Officer, I was there shopping for...umm...Man United strips. I MEAN BATHROOM CLEANER. NO! I MEAN...

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
Ooh, Crimewatch is on tonight, I'll have to tape that
?
That fucking bitch!

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
Now then Mr Huntley, where were you at...
Can I stop you there officer?
What is it Mr Huntley?
...err...umm...would you like some quiche?
Later
hurry up and fucking go
Mmm, lovely bit of quiche that was. Before I go though, I just want to see if what you've said checks out with Ms Carr

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
Now then Ms Carr, can you confirm for me where Mr Huntley works?
........HE DIDN'T BURN THEM!!!
Downstairs
...oh, for fucks sake!

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
Mr Huntley, you are under arrest for the murders of Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman. Mind your head when you get in the car
FUCKIN' TOPPER! I TOLD YOU I'D GET AWAY WITH IT 'UNTLEY.
Get in the car

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
In the ensuing trail, Mr Huntley was found guilty of the murders of Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman. The jury decided his excuses were piss poor and that he be cast into Alex's bedroom for eternity.
Mastermind Maxine Carr was found guilty of perverting the course of justice but not guilty of the murders. The ugly bitch should be out soon so get your flaming rags and pitch forks ready.
Heya dude, mistar hUntly. Yew wanna play summa dem Manhunt on da PS2?
Err, no........you fancy a bath?

 

by Cussmeister
1-07-04
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This right here be Hui Ying. Sickest mutha fucker y'all ever laid eyes on, fa sho. I've seen this bitch take it in the ass with a hotdog - still in the mutha fucking bun

 

by Cussmeister
1-08-04
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Or for the nigger lookin' fo' dat fuckin' housewife shit, know this, the Nig-T can supply the mutha fucker, no doubt, dawg!
See, the Nig-T understan' that sum bruthas just gotta have that European flava, fa sho. So Nig-T is proud to present the "Austrian Ass" collection.

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