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by CyberBob
10-28-03
Somewhere in the depths of space...well...not so much the depths of space but the depths of a kiddies park
Another Generation finished! Well Bob, I'm retiring!
Bout time! Now we can go out into the world and live our lives! I really didn't like you dragging me back for another generation
I'd, glad you said that Bob, because I decided to promote you! Your the next editor, now you have another excuse to stay for another generation or 3
And anyway Bob you promised to train me!
This is a true story. No squirells were killed in the making of this comic.
*sigh* men
Wha? Bob what are you.. OW! now hang on a second thats uncalled for ... no put that down Bob...Bob don't! Ow! Ow! Why you! Take this! And This!

 

by CyberBob
10-28-03
Our comic begins back in Gen 2, YP has only just been formed and already it has enemies...
Ah, another day trading scientists in our little corner of the universe, I love this swanky new Alchemist
incoming transmission from Forge...
Hey Forge...wow! These Star Wars communication things are COOL!
Your powers are weak old man...just kiddin' we have a combat situation, and I'm outgunned by FTW, I need your help!
OH NO! I'll be right there! How many are there?
Currently? well, I haven't refreshed in the last few minutes, but at a guess...one scout drone.

 

by CyberBob
10-29-03
We left our heroes facing certain death at the hands of an enemy scout...
So let me get this straight, your getting ME to stop MY trading to go blow up a scout? Why cant you do it?
Well, I'm flying the hauler...and I sort of forgot to put any weapons on it, and theres no sheilds either since i put them into the base...
*sigh* right ok, I'll go blow up the scout you go back to base and get a gun
Great plan! You come here and get the scout, I'll hang around to battle any vile villans that try to pod you while you do it!
But Forge, you dont HAVE any weapons, and your not even in an armoured hauler!
Yes but THEY won't know I'm utterly defenseless! Fear not! I'll protect you while you work!

 

by CyberBob
10-29-03
Dramatic Interlude...
Hello, I'm envelope I would like to take this opportunity to explain some things about the story line.
Some who know Forge or CyberBob may question the authenticity of this story. Well its true, they were just new to the game. We all remember that feeling im sure.
Now back to our feature presentation: Clash of Titans, the original and best. Bob may even print the original article, provided he can find it of course!

 

by CyberBob
10-29-03
Back to the story...and CyberBob has come to Forges recue
Ok, im in the sector now ... firing coffee machine...coffee machine away...
Great job! Now what do we do?
RUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Back at Yob Patrol HQ...3 sectors away
You realise Forge that was our very first sucessful fleet battle. If you can call 2 trade ships a fleet.
Yup! and a mighty victory it was against the enemy it was! Lets write and article about it.

 

by CyberBob
10-29-03
Yob Patrol go on a strategic bust on a FTW base.
I have to say david, I REALLY like these HTOs. Is the fleet assembled for the big bust?
We're both here so...yup! Wombat and the rest decided to go to bed early.
It's 12pm! And the base is double the size you said it was!...oh well may as well fire once to see how good it is
uh...Bob I don't think this is a good idea
Sheilds down.... Armour destoryed.... You escape in your pod....
Ah dammit!

 

by CyberBob
10-30-03
Bob gets to the bust sector after half an hour of mis adventures in Mental Hospital Space...
That was NOT fun, driving a hauler through MH space to get to a Base Bust! ive got not sheilds left.
Forge arrives fashionably late in his new explorer.
While we're waiting for Wombat and co to turn up why dont we begin the attack?
*click* uh...why isnt the attack page loading? *click*
No squirells were harmed in the making of this comic
Sheilds down.... Armour destroyed.... You escape in your pod....
What the?! Dammit! ... cool graphics

 

by CyberBob
10-30-03
Back in the kiddies play park...
Bob I've been meaning to ask you...Whats with the damn saddle you carry about everywhere?
Well, a wise man once told me a true equestrian never goes anywhere without his saddle...
... because you never know when you might get the chance for a ride so, everywhere I go I take this saddle.
Bob...was this wise man bald with and english accent?
No squirells were harmed in this random insanity...
Now that you mention it, yes he was. Why?
Only you could follow the advice of a fictional Star Trek character

 

by CyberBob
10-30-03
In the kiddies play park.
No squirells were harmed in the making of any of these cartoons...
*chitters*
...well...
Ooo! A nut!
No OTHER squirells were harmed in the making of this comic strip...
Except this one

 

by CyberBob
10-30-03
...later wombat shows up for the bust
Wombat its about time you showed up! Firing...
Well I had to go and get this armoured hauler! Ok...just dont get me killed
I'm going inactive...
Sheilds down.... Armour destroyed.... You escape in your pod....
Hmm... out of members... time to run for it I guess

 

by CyberBob
10-30-03
Of late many people have been talking about the misrepresentation of Forge in this comic...
Since most of these happened a long time ago it may seem a little far fetched that they are true given Forges good name amongst the community.
Here it comes...wait for it...
So Forge has come back for a brief visit to say something to us all, something very important
Hi Fans!
Is this on? Ok... Say No to drugs!

 

by CyberBob
10-31-03
Darth Vader (CyberBob) Duels Luke (Tech) on Bespins cloud city...note Luke has already lost his hand...
Luke...I am your father luke!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Episode 5...the squirells strike back...
Hello there little squirell...got any nuts?
A little closer...little closer...NOW!
No CyberBobs were harmed in the making of this comic...except this one.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRG!
Viva la libertae!

 

by CyberBob
11-02-03
Arrakis...Dune...Desert Planet...
The spice must flow...
What about water?
Yes I guess it must flow too...

 

by CyberBob
11-03-03
This is a sadly true story
JIM!? DAMMIT JIM! I'M A DOCTOR NOT A BRICK LAYER!
JIM!? HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN EACH OTHER?! JIM?!
But for only 2 pounds a month we can end this forever
JIM! DAMMIT JIM! HES GOING TO DIE UNLESS WE DO SOMETHING!
JIM! CAN'T YOU TRUST ME?! WE'RE LIKE BROTHERS MAN!
Make the world a better place, one disturbed YP member at a time...
JIM! SPOCK! BONES!...ME BONES!
It's ok Bob...we're here for you...we're all here for you

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