All comics by Daddy_Spank

Profile

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
Hey mister, whatcha doin'?
I'm dying for your sins
Meanwhile....
KILL ALL HUMANS
I can see right up his tin ARSE
JESUS SAVED ME
Hang on a minute...

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
The best thing to do when you have a stubborn fart is to push REALLY HARD to get it out
GNG
Oh my, I guess it wasn't a fart after all
I am your son!!!! HAHAHAHA

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
I like NUTS AHAHAHAHA
...
I see what you did there

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
You'd think that with Jesus on a cross and a dog on a ball they could come up with something better than this...
You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps!!!!!!!!
Wow! Jesus on a cross and a dog on a ball! I wish I was in that frame
Me too!
Wow! A cowboy and the grim reaper! I wish I was in that frame...
I wonder if Jesus has reached the point at which he loses control of bodily funtions and shits himself yet? Or did I dream that bit?

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
THIS HAPPENED
Er...
I can see right up your tin ARSE
IN A LITTLE COUNTRY
I can see right up your tin ARSE
Um....
CALLED ENGLAND
I'd think of a punchline but I'm too preoccupied with your tin ARSE

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
What's this I hear about some kind of new craze?
I can see right up your tin ARSE
Really? I thought it involved a gallon of milk?
your tin ARSE?
Sometimes I wonder why I bother
I can see right up your tin ARSE also

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
I can see right up your tin ARSE
Sometimes I think you're just trying to make people think you're saying something funny by saturating the media with your so-called catchphrase in a thinly-veiled attempt to win popularity
DID YOU WANK IN MY GERANIUMS?
Er....
I can see right up your tin ARSE
Oh yeah? Well I can see right up your polyester TROUSERS

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
I can see right up her tin ARSE
I hope he can't see up my tin ARSE
Excuse me...
Why? What have you done?
Ha ha! Excellent, I see what you did there! But will you see this one coming I wonder....
Ha! The stupid fool hasn't realised that there is no more space in this cartoon. No questions about geraniums for me!

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
I can see right up your tin ARSE DID YOU WANK IN MY GERANIUMS? WELL DID YOU?
DAMMIT! I never even thought about the possibility of a sequel. Never mind, stay calm....
Muhuhu, now I have you
GNGNGNGNGNGNG MUST THINK OF AN ANSWERRRR
Oh MY
Yes, I did wank in your geraniums and they were EXTREMELY DELICIOUS

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-03-01
You know, instead of talking about being able to see up people's arses, be they made from a transition metal or not, you could use this comic strip to make some kind of cutting political statement
Are you Abb0r or not?
Er... I don't know, why is it in any way important?
Well if you were I could be making some kind of statement about the politics of AD or something
I suppose I must be then
Does David know you go around showing people your tin ARSE?

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-04-01
Er... Jesus is that you?
Why yes my child, it is
You look kinda funny, are you sure you're really him?
Hmm...
Well I'm being played by a different actor today because the guy on the cross is ill, but yes, it's me.

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-04-01
Thanks for filling in for me the other day
Hey, it was nothing
Can I come over there and be Jesus again now?
Actually I've rather taken to being the son of God, so no you can't

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-04-01
The power of Christ compels you! LET JESUS FUCK YOU!
You can bitch and whine all you want, I'm the son of God now, it's your own fault for getting ill
After all l've done for you... You leave me no choice.
What can you possibly do to the saviour of the world?
Oh my word, I never believed such horrors possible
I can see right up your tin ARSE

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-04-01
I'm going to integrate you with respect to COCK today
Then I'm going to solve the 3-D time independant Schrodinger equation all over your face
Then I'm going to penetrate the event horizon of your black hole
Oh man, he was doing so well up till then

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-04-01
I don't get this whole moh thing, surely people could say mah, meh, mih and muh as well, to add some variety
Well?
Moh!
I guess I should have seen that coming
What did you expect bitch? I'm a PINK DONKEY for Christ's sake

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-04-01
I am unsure of who I really am, and my feelings for female lead character
I have lived a sheltered life and meeting male lead character has really changed my life and also I might love him
Swish....Random Battle!!!!!
Haha! I kill you monster whose motivation for attacking me is uncertain
Roar!!!!!!
Now I know who I am and female lead character loves me!
I love male lead character, and also I know more about life's true meaning...

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-04-01
Excuse me....
Yes?
Is that a bicycle?
No...
Fist me!
Thank you!

 

by Daddy_Spank
4-02-01
One day, on the INTARNET
Haha, I am the collective thoughts of the Napster users and we will kill you Mr Record Companies
ALL YOUR MP3 ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Daddy_Spank
4-05-01
That cross is LONG and TALL and ERECT and WOODEN....
LIKE A MAN'S COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw what you did there, but I wish I hadn't

 

by Daddy_Spank
1-15-02
One day in Teletubbie land...
Haha now I will rape this helpless girlie
OH NO, IT'S A TENTACLE COME TO RAPE ME
Gnng. I can't reach, will you please step over here?
Bugger.

 

by Daddy_Spank
2-08-02
HEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKI
HEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKIHEKKI
CUNT!
CUNT?
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-24-02
Tum te tum....
Dum de dum de dum
Look, just FUCK OFF

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-24-02
Oh the humanity....*sob*
What a nice bloke
He looks a lot taller on TV. I'd still do him though.

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-24-02
GAHH
WOO TOUCHDOWN, IN YOUR FACE

 

by Daddy_Spank
4-14-02
WHEN
Phfwaor

 

by Daddy_Spank
1-25-03
RING RING
Hnh?
RING RING
Gnng
Well, I don't find that very funny at all.

 

by Daddy_Spank
1-25-03
RING RING
GNG
RING RING
GNNNNNNG
GODFUCKINGDAMMIT. Er, I mean, "Oh, bother."

 

by Daddy_Spank
1-27-03
RING RING
Right, I have teh super whizzy Internet Phone now, NOTHING CAN STOP ME
...to answer this phonecall, press any key
Er...
*groan*
I don't know how you bought me anyway, what with being nailed up there and all, you couldn't even answer the normal phone
I have friends in high places

 

by Daddy_Spank
1-27-03
RING RING
FINALLY, My voice activation addon for the superwhizzy internet phone will solve my unique disability needs
RING RING
ANSWER.
Sometime later...
...but it has a colour screen, and MMS capabilities, and java, frankly if you don't take us up on this offer you're a FUCKING MORON and all your friends will make fun of your small penis...
...look, I'm really not interested, now could you please leave me alone...

 

by Daddy_Spank
1-27-03
Well, this is boring.
*sigh*
I don't even LOOK like him, why would they nail me up here?

 

by Daddy_Spank
3-11-03
ungh ungh fapfapfap
Hey there little guy, let me help you with that
GNNNNNGaaaah that's better
Wow, that's an awful lot.
EAT THIS, BITCH
I can't believe it's not butter!

 

by Daddy_Spank
9-08-03
I can see right up your tin ARSE

 

by Daddy_Spank
9-20-03
Touch my willy

 

by Daddy_Spank
9-20-03
Cunt.

 

by Daddy_Spank
11-04-04

 

by Daddy_Spank
5-04-06
Lol, bubble

Showing page 1.