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by DangerCat
4-19-03
Let's go drinking!
I'm too busy with my dead end job to even consider drinking
As Rich turns Grim down, his phone rings...
On a saturday?
Hey, Grim, shut up.
I'm gonna need you to come in tonight.
MOTHERFUCKIN' SON OF A...

 

by DangerCat
4-19-03
I'm gonna go get some bitches.
Not with that get-up you aren't.
You're just jealous. All the bitches want my pimp juice and you're out of mojo.
At least I know how to dress.
Well, you're gay, of course you know how to dress.
I'M gay?

 

by DangerCat
4-21-03
man, what are we gonna do tonight?
i dunno, what do you wanna do?
oh you know what i wanna do tonight.
oh god no, please no.
Marshall transforms into...
SUPER BONER MAN!!!
why me?

 

by DangerCat
4-21-03
you're a bad boyfriend, rich. you don't even know my name.
sure i do, candy.
that's not my name.
i know, chloe.
One slap later...
GRRR!!!
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?

 

by DangerCat
4-21-03
let's communicate telepathically.
okay, sounds fun.
i wanna fuck you like an animal... i wanna feel you from the inside...
man, i really hope he's telling me that he wants to take me out to dinner.
After an ass grab...
did you get it?
just because you're paying for dinner doesn't mean you get to degrade me before we go!

 

by DangerCat
4-21-03
dinner?
that's what you said... right?
let's try again.
okay.
After a passionate kiss...
GETTING A BONER IS NOT TELEPATHY!!!
oops...

 

by DangerCat
4-24-03
today, i figured out something. The women of the WWE have been degraded way too much.
really?
yeah, look at all the HLA and skank ass clothing they have to wear...
and you're really concerned, huh?
actually, no, i'd bang stacy kiebler like a snare if i was given the chance.
preach on brother.

 

by DangerCat
4-24-03
today, congress announced the signing of a bill stating that sodomy is now illegal...
how can they enforce that one?
...Bill O'Reilly agrees with this bill stating that "it is only to uphold proper morals."
Bill O'Reilly can suck a nut, he thinks Ludacris is a "gangsta rapper" and that every black music mogul sells drugs or is involved in crime!
Ludacris rebutted back to O'Reilly's statements, saying "With a nine/with a glock/I'ma make him say please"...
nevermind...

 

by DangerCat
4-24-03
this speech is my recital, i think it's very vital to rock
a rhyme
that's right
on time
it's tricky, tricky, tricky, here we go...
alright, we're white, let's face it

 

by DangerCat
4-24-03
hey baby... you lookin' for a good time?
bad LSD trip, bad LSD trip
do you have a vagina?
well... kinda.
it'll do!

 

by DangerCat
4-25-03
what the hell is your problem now?
i need a guardian angel. someone who actually cares about me and is looking out for me.
i gotta run... see you around!
*cries* please, send me a guardian angel... it's all i'll ever ask...
POOF!
snoop dizzog to you rescizzle, bizzle
huh? okay... a guardian angel i can carry a conversation with please?

 

by DangerCat
4-25-03
let's go get some hizzoes, fo shizzle. we can sip on some juice and gizzle...
WHAT?!!!
what you don't understizzle?
everythizzle you're saying, bizzle
"Snoop Dogg" unmasks...
i'm sorry, darling, would you like a spot of tea?
damnit rich, learn american holidays! it's not halloween or april fool's day, you dumb whore!

 

by DangerCat
4-25-03
since you've been an American for a few years now, what's your favorite holiday we celebrate?
i dunno, what's your's?
well, mine's the quasi-relgious shopping spectacle that is Christmas.
why's that?
does the word NUTCRACKER mean anything to you?
*gulp*

 

by DangerCat
4-25-03
what ever happened to the good old days when a guy would take you out on a date and not expect anything in return?
nowadays, you're either dating an asshole or you're dating this new breed of uber-sensitive john mayer guys. can we just go back to normalcy?
bitch, dinner was supposed to be on the table two hours ago!
i'm so sorry, sweetheart, let me make it up to you.

 

by DangerCat
4-30-03
hey tomorrow's my birthday, what are you getting me?
that's not the question to ask. the question is, what are you getting ME?
I have to get YOU something for MY birthday?
don't sound so confused, it's an american thing. we always get our friends something cool for our birthdays.
oh, well, we never did that in England. what do you want?
what a dumb ass!

 

by DangerCat
5-04-03
you are the biggest whore i know. you're a giant slut. you're a bitch too.
STOP IT!!! you're gonna make me cry!
a bitch like you has feelings?
you just better quit it.
Rich: oh... well, what are you gonna do, slut?
I'LL GET MY PERIOD ON YOU!!!
oh my god, please don't, i will grovel at your feet, please...

 

by DangerCat
5-30-03
i heard you and what's his face broke up.
yeah, it sucks. i'm pretty upset.
...
...
so can we have sex now?
you are so insensitive sometimes!

 

by DangerCat
5-30-03
i am not being insensitive, i just want a piece.
i just broke up with my boyfriend you ass! the last thing i'm thinking about is sex, especially with you.
that wasn't very nice!
...
After an awkward silence...
so... we can have sex tonight?
you are so perceptive sometimes...

 

by DangerCat
6-01-03
what's wrong, hun?
i got my tongue pierced and it really hurts.
oh that sucks.
yeah, i can't french kiss for a month or "participate in oral copulation" for six weeks
six whole weeks... you aren't good for shit anymore!!!
thanks rich, i knew i could count on you to say the right thing.

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