All comics by Darkicus

Profile

 

by Darkicus
9-13-09
At the bar
Are you telling me that a dog tried to rape you?
It's true man!
Later that evening.
*hums*
Hehe
Arghhh!
Woof woof

 

by Darkicus
9-13-09
Today on WTF News.
A Man has been found alive and well in his own house.
How do you feel?
What the fuck! Get out of my house
Now for the weather.
Look outside asshole!

 

by Darkicus
9-14-09
What happened to you?
Well.......
Swine Flu!

 

by Darkicus
9-14-09
Hi i wanna date with u
Fake!
Come on reply!

 

by Darkicus
9-17-09
I just ordered a ps3!
PS3 Sucks!
How?
Your gay!
What?
Sorry I was annoying a PS3 fanboy, what did you say?

 

by Darkicus
9-17-09
Welcome to WTF
A Man was raped in his own home.
I wasn't raped!
I watched it, you were raped!
Bunnys are not men in bunnysuits
LIES!!!!!

 

by Darkicus
9-17-09
Hi?
Hmmmm....
What the fuck is he doing?
Hmmmm....
It appears you have misplaced your penis.
Damn!

 

by Darkicus
9-18-09
Can you photocopy this document?
Sure.
So where's the document
Well....
Over here
Holy shit!

 

by Darkicus
9-18-09
I just got laid!
Woah!
I just got a book.
Woah!
I just got aids.
Woah!

 

by Darkicus
9-19-09
12 kids didn't smile :(
Does farting make you gay?
A new theory states that when you fart it generates gay cells.
NASQU -7% US Oil +34%
Now to our special report.
technically special.
Breaking News THIS ISN'T BREAKING NEWS!!!!
You're Gay
How? I just went to the toilet.

 

by Darkicus
9-19-09
Don't forget the 10000 word article!
What you doing your article about?
I'm doing mine about toilets!

 

by Darkicus
9-19-09
An article about a dog
5 Hours later...
article by...
MY ARTICLE!!!
Damn we should really pay the bills more.

 

by Darkicus
9-19-09
Damn my article is ruined!
You should really just copied an article on wikipedia.
Wikipedia
Finished i'll just go to the toilet

 

by Darkicus
9-19-09
What did you do last week?
I got high I became bisexual and bought a tricycle
Ok....
My garden is sexy

 

by Darkicus
9-19-09
I Was role playing
*i am god* *kills deva*
Fu ck god satans stronger
How is satan stronger?
hes kooler stronger and has better taste. fact. or fiction.
fiction
Nuh. it fact. ^ Fact. FU u desmi B!TCH I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

 

by Darkicus
9-19-09
You know where we are?
Yeah!
Where then?
On a road

 

by Darkicus
9-19-09
Why so Sarcastic
Why so parody
Get the fuck out
Why so serious

 

by Darkicus
9-20-09
FEMA has accidentally died. lol
An aquarium full of testicles and a insane crossdresser.
A man has accidentally flushed his cake down a toilet.
lulz at fatty. ma boss is here :)
How do you fell?
The toilet ate my cake. i'll get it back though!
Oh noes i'm fired :(
WTF News budget has drop!
Damn this Credit Crumble

 

by Darkicus
9-21-09
Argh!
Dude?
Oh god shit everywhere!
What the fuck?
I Pooped on the walls! Oh god!
Uhhhh ok

 

by Darkicus
9-21-09
I just flooded the toilet with shit!
Oh my god!
Shit in the bath!
Oh god!
There is a toilet made of shit!
Dude that's fucked up!

 

by Darkicus
9-28-09
Your stupid
Your mother is stupid
You suck
Your mother sucks me
Your fail
Your mother is fail in bed

 

by Darkicus
9-28-09
Where have you been?
Well....
I Was approached by a pink donkey.
Help me defeat the dragons of evil lo lo land!
Ok!
What?

 

by Darkicus
9-28-09
WTF News headlines Japan porn ^78%
Does the Iphone give you diarrhea?
Does farting actually make planets?
My cat died. toilets are not cars.
Does farting make planets?
What the fuck! Are you retarded?
WTF News ^43% testicles ^56%
Just in!
We've just moved seats

 

by Darkicus
10-03-09
Dead are dead New candy make you fart
A crab has just contacted crabs.
But first. A crazed cat has just rapidly raped a man.
My house is faster testicles
Why did you do it?
Meow?
WTF News ^45% Lolz at garden
A garden has just been violated.
The crazed cat has been arrested.

Showing page 1.