All comics by DaveAtWork

 

by DaveAtWork
3-21-01
The trouble begins with a thought
I wonder if I can increase my bandwith for Battle.net by tapping into the SAP system...
Poor rationalization occurs
I AM a BASIS administrator so no one would get suspicious...
Later, on Battle.net
You're a dumbass...
My wife wants to get busy but the Horadric Cube transmutes SO MUCH FASTER now. I told her to wait 5 minutes...

 

by DaveAtWork
3-22-01
Battle.net vs. Booty
So was it wrong to blow off action from my wife for Battle .net?
This looks like a job for "Captain Obvious"
Shut the hell up! I don't need you guys anyway! I'm used to playing by myself!
Connection to Battle.net lost
You know, maybe they're trying to tell me something...
How are you gentlemen! Welcome to Battle.net. All your sex are belong to us.

 

by DaveAtWork
3-22-01
All hope is lost
No sex, no friends, but I still have Diablo. This would be Heaven if I had the Mac version...
The first signs of artificial intelligence
I'm just a videogame character and I have more common sense that this guy.
Yeah, I hear ya. Come on. Let's go pick up some Snow Witches.
Meanwhile, at an unrelated Comic Expo...
What's a Nubian?
Shut the f--- up!

 

by DaveAtWork
4-06-01
Hey, Kev. I think you're going to get in trouble. And check out my new USB videocamera!
Jesus Christ, Bill! I'm trying to make a personal call, check my personal email, read about WWF, and download Weezer on Napster!
I'd say I'm a 9 in NT, but I haven't installed it before.
Heh Heh. Your name is "Knees".
I got strep throat when I ran into a tree. But it's OK because the monitor didn't break and I have a doctor's note.
Lorax, you rock.

 

by DaveAtWork
11-21-05
helpdeskthisisbrian
My printer won't print.
Is there an error message on the screen?
No. It just doesn't print. I need this fixed right away.
You have the wrong printer set as your default. You know, these error messages are really helpful.
Well how am I supposed to know that?!? And my internet has been hung up since last night...

 

by DaveAtWork
12-02-05
Would you take those things off of your ears please.
What's wrong with them? I got 'em for free.
DIET COKE!! DIET COKE!!
Does anyone think that girl is really missing? Oh, wait. She has leukemia.
Welcome to SurvivorTool.com
Awww...they stapled my chicken!

 

by DaveAtWork
12-06-05
Discovery & Mystery Guest
What's with the M.I.C. (Morale Improvement Chamber) over there?
Hey! You're one of those IT guys. Why am I walking with you?
Fun in the parking lot
Jesus...thanks to this Malibu I've got salt on my sleeve. Is it so hard to park within the lines?
Dude, remember yesterday when that guy made a left on red? Asshat...
O.A.I. (Obligatory Asian Inclusion)
Boy, that Cynthia is adorable. She makes my boys tingle.
You like my boobies?

 

by DaveAtWork
12-21-05
We've launched the smart missile, sir. Unfortunately its mission data has been erased and it's flying around aimlessly wondering what to do.
We should probably get that back. Hey, have you seen Monica? I've got another missle that needs attention.
Hi, I'm supposed to blow something up. Can you help?
Oh you poor dear. Why don't you come in and sit down. Survivor Thailand is playing on OLN.
Mom?
Sorry, kid. Your parents were reassembled to make tractors at some place called Agco. How 'bout a Fresca?

 

by DaveAtWork
5-28-15
End of May 2015
Any interest in getting a hotel the night before Cottagefest?
What's got two thumbs and is in? This guy!
Six weeks later...
I said no handys or hide the wiener...
But you didn't say anything about Sexy Miller! Where's the Jim Beam?

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