Hello, and welcome to part 1 of 'How to socially interact'. Here we have DavMonkey. He will show us the do's and do-not's. See that Girl over there? Go over there and introduce yourself...
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...Remember to do it politely and pay due attention to her reply. You may need it for further conversations...
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| Me Dave. You fine ass. Me make white stuff and flick it on you. | |
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Now do you see where you went wrong? Can you see why that uniformed gentleman wants to take you with him?
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