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by DaveXT
2-13-05
Did you know I hate you?
No you died for my sins I doubt you hate me.
What makes you think that?
Why would you die for me if you hate me?
Because you're a queer.
Ah, but I thought that meant God hated me, not you.

 

by DaveXT
2-13-05
The Saga Begins...
DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER!!!
ah, crap.
BITCH!!! OPEN THE DOOR!
I'm coming!
Shit, I'm at the wrong house.

 

by DaveXT
2-13-05
Hey Geek
Hey Blue.
So, what brings you to this part of the town anyways?
I've got a problem. A serious one.
Did you RICE it?
Damnedest thing, I must have RICEd it all afternoon and it's still there.

 

by DaveXT
2-13-05
So anyways, there's this girl at school who I really... well, hate.
God not th
I forgot the punchline for this one. Fuck off.

 

by DaveXT
2-13-05
So tell me about this problem of yours.
My dick broke.
...
yeah.

 

by DaveXT
2-13-05
Your DICK broke?
yeah.

 

by DaveXT
2-14-05
You RICEd your dick?
Fuck you.

 

by DaveXT
2-14-05
It happened when I was coming over to your place.
I pass this giant guy, and I ask him if he could tell me the time
BITCH, 'HO!!!
Next thing I know, this gorilla of a man beats me into a pulp!
AGH!!! MY NUTS!!!

 

by DaveXT
2-14-05
Alright well I'm late anyways, I'll be back in a few.
Where you going?
...Nowhere.
Oh, alright then.
Tool.
Hey, there's something wrong with your PS2. It won't let me play Halo.

 

by DaveXT
2-14-05
Yo.
Whoa, the hell?
Who said that?
Penguin!
SNOWCONE! I WIN!!

 

by DaveXT
2-14-05
Pardon me young man, but do you know where I could find a "Mr. Blue"?
Yeah, he's at my place.
It's the third house on Street Rd.
Thank you young man.
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER!!!!
OH GOD, NOT AGAIN!!!

 

by DaveXT
2-15-05
Dave meets Chadwick
I based my new comic on what I got for lunch today.
Since when are you black?
I'm not, just stuck him in for shits and giggles.
So now all black people eat hamster food?
Yeah, that's it.
Fuckin' racist.

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