All comics by DeMona

Profile

 

by DeMona
12-09-02
With Finals coming up, Kim decides to vent her frustrations.
Dear Mr. Laden, it has come to my attention that you really suck.
You're lack of leadership and misuse of power is the worst I've ever seen. You should be ashamed!
Dear President Bush, It has come to my attention that you really suck...You're lack of...

 

by DeMona
12-09-02
After a long day, Patrick like to be with his girl.
Hey Babe!
Patrick! Yay! *lunge* *hug*
...What was that? I just got hugged without seeing or feeling it. That's not right.
Yup. It's all I got. We have limited poses.
So no steamy sex scenes huh?
Well...for all we know, we might be in the middle of it right now.

 

by DeMona
12-09-02
Lee and Kim decide to do the only thing they could think of at a time like this....
You blinked. Haha!
damn.

 

by DeMona
12-09-02
Judy decides to help Ben find the light after his recent undoings.
Can't be that depressing. To get through the bad times, I always think of Jesus. That always helps me.
Much better...
Not quite what I was going for.

 

by DeMona
12-10-02
Monday-Saturday. Open all hours.
Welcome to my kingdom. Welcome to my kingdom, Hi...hello...yes, nice to see you too...Welcome to my Kingdom...
Monday-Saturday. Open sinfully long hours.
Hi. Burn in Hell. 'ello, yup, burn in hell. Ahhh, Mr. Laden, US finally got ya huh? Well, burn in hell....
Sunday
Poker?
Rock on.

 

by DeMona
12-11-02
J couldn't believe his ears! He knew this man from the alley!
Another silent serial killer! And the people were lining up to see him! Lines and lines of potential dead bodies! He must know this mans secret!
Oh the agony! Oh, how they clapped! Oh, how he must try this at home first...

 

by DeMona
12-11-02
'Mona in her usual weird state turns herself into yet another creature. Alex, in his usual horny state, responds
Mew.
'Mona! What's up pussy cat? Hehehehee.
Hey. Watch it or I'll go into heat and sing. You don't want that.
Oh don't worry, I'd take care of the problem immediatly. {GRIN}
I don't know whether to call animal rights or your therapist...dork.
You're the one that turned yourself into the cat. {snickers}

 

by DeMona
12-12-02
'Mona studying for Psychology. Subject: Robot.
Diagnosis: Comic Bipolor Disorder.

 

by DeMona
12-17-02
In a College near you.
Where did they move the computer thingy?
Technology center? Down the hall, to the left.
And yes, this happens every day.
"Thingy"?
Hey, It's there for those that need that kind of help.

 

by DeMona
12-17-02
Typical dorm room conversations.
*typetype* And THEN she told me she was seeing some else! So she's been leading me on this whole time!!! *typetypetype*
*clicktypeclick* Ummm...you wanna turn around and talk about it?
*typetypetype* No, I'll be ok. *sniffle*

 

by DeMona
1-13-03
"We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine." End quote.
Really Mr. Smith?
Yep. That's what it says.
Well kiss me quick and pour the bubbly baby! I'm going to be a GOD!
Well, I hope -this- doesn't get back to the Board of Educators.
WAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

by DeMona
1-14-03
Did you know that in one ejaculation, a male produces enough sperm to fertilize every girl in America twice? that's amazing, I didn't know that!
Yup. Think about all the guys who masterbate.
It only takes one naked women to abort some million children. Just from one guy in just 20 minutes.
I'm glad exernal absorption doesn't come into play.
Hehehehe
Don't touch me.

 

by DeMona
1-14-03
In her search for the perfect partner so as not to be lonely, Kim tries numerous things.
Here bug. You such a cute lil' bug. Awww...don't run away!
I raised you from the dead! Listen to me danmit!
*gruggle*
Ermm...Do you like to..umm..snuggle?
Muwwhahahahaha. Not really.

 

by DeMona
1-14-03
And so it continues...
Ermm...is there any reason you wanted to meet me in this abandoned building?
Uh...I cook a mean walnut stew?
Want to freak baby?
*sighs* No thanks. Casual sex isn't my thing. Anyway, I have to go home and re-evaluate my life.

 

by DeMona
1-14-03
The truth is only as close as you want it to be.
I don't need anyone! HAhahhaha...ha.
.....
Who am I kidding Hatter. I'm miserable. Why do humans need/want long term relationships anyway? Why do we have to get attached to people?!!
Maybe because we want to be held...
...for a long time.

 

by DeMona
3-25-03
You know, it's hard to keep up web comics.
But you're doing such a great job! Keeping the people waiting months at a time...
...
I can see the creative juices just pouring out your ears!
I'm giving you a five second head start. Then we'll talk about things pouring out of people ears.

Showing page 1.