All comics by Derrty_South

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by Derrty_South
12-21-04
So Like what did you do last night?
I uh....
Scene Missing
What the fuck do you mean you don't know?
I uh....Don't Know.

 

by Derrty_South
12-21-04
Hey Jamal. Five Bucks says i can hit that guy in the white hair.
Hey Josh. You're on bitch.
I don't know.
Did it hit?
OH MY ALLAH! SOMETHING BIT ME IN THE ASS!
Osama are you ok? Its those damn hippies again huh?

 

by Derrty_South
12-21-04
I'm bored.
Me too.
Only the finest assortment of illegal goods. I wanna make fun of them too.
I wanna make fun of nerds. Whatcha got there?
Oh well. Why does it smell like horse shit?
(Breathes)

 

by Derrty_South
12-21-04
What the hell?
I AM THE MAN FROM POOTY TANG! ILL SLAP YOU WITH MY BELT!
Get away from me.
YOU HEARD ME NIGGA! ONLY IM WHITE.
HA! What now bitch!
Ha! You shot a kid you pedophile!

 

by Derrty_South
12-21-04
Welcome to In-N-Out home of the Famous Double Double.
Hey.
Can I tanke your order?
Can I take yo number?
Officer I didn't mean it! I was only kidding!
Shut the fuck up.

 

by Derrty_South
12-21-04
Can I take your order?
Can I take yo number?
Another one?
HAHAHAHAHA!
IM SORRY OFFICER!
Shut up punk. Second today.

 

by Derrty_South
12-21-04
Yo mama is so...
Hmmmm..
Hmmm...
ugly, she....
$20 gives you whatever you want, baby.
OH MY GOD!
gave Freddy Nightmares!
A kids mother gave me a nightmare!
What happened?

 

by Derrty_South
12-21-04
Hey Josh what they get you for?
Harassment.
Oh, I did too. On a counter girl at In-N-Out.
Me too!
When we get out... I'll rape her flat ass.
Hey, dude take a chill pill or some crack.

 

by Derrty_South
12-22-04
Yo mama is so
Dude is that your mom?
I think it is.....
Stupid, she
That sucks
Yeah.
Saw a sign that said dodge trucks and ran through traffic!
IT SAID DODGE TRUCKS!!!!! I SWEAR!
You punks make me miserable.

 

by Derrty_South
12-22-04
Eh..... I'm sick of all these infomercials. I'm watchin ESPN. (Flips through channels)
ALL INCLUSIVE FOR JUST $29.99!
Whatever. Seen it.
Go! Pikachu! Get him in the ass!
ORALE!
The weaker lion takes into the fetal position as the dominant one whips out his.....

 

by Derrty_South
12-22-04
Listen baby, I got somethin to ask you.....
What is it?
Will you....
Yes! Yes I will marry you!
I was gonna ask you to clip your toenails, but that works!
OH MY GOD YOU FREAK! I love you.....

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