CC26 - Little old ladies, little pink donkeys, whatever!

Author: DexX

Date: April 26, 2001

by DexX
4-26-01
...and then Fred Astaire grabbed me, while Liberace played the piano and sang. We danced all night, and poor old Liberace had a terribly sore throat the next morning. All he could do was croak!
zzzzzzzz- huh? Whu? Uuuuh... shit, is she still talking?
Yes, you may not think it to look at me, but I was young and pretty once. Oh, I had some wild times.
Uh, listen... urr, Miss... Pink Donkey. We've been stuck in this elevator for hours now. We have to get someone's attention!
Oh, just relax dear, someone will be along shortly. Say, have I told you about the time that John F. Kennedy gatecrashed my birthday party. I found a pair of lady's underwear in his coat pocket...
HEEELP!!! Help me please! For the love of God! HEEEEEELP!!!!