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5:1 "Then I saw in the right hand of him who sat on the throne a scroll with writing on both sides and sealed with seven seals."
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| *honk honk* I'm a seal. I would balance a ball on my nose, but that damned dog is balancing on it. | |
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| Wheee.... I never get sick of this... | |
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6:8 "I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! It's rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him."
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| I'm not a horse, but with these feet-for-ears you could ride me like a motorcycle! | |
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17:3 "There I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast that was covered with blasphemous names and had seven heads and ten horns."
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| Umm.... urrr.... I left my other heads at home. | |
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| Aww, not the Whore of Babylon! I already get enough prostitute gags... | |
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