A Guide to Penis Ownership

A short educational film about the pitfalls of external genitalia.

Penis Ownership [two]

by DexX
6-26-02

Ze location of ze genitalia of ze human male on ze outside of ze botty is an obvious drawback. Ze vulnerability of ze testicles is vell-known. Our brave volunteer demonstrates...


	haieee-YAH!


	GAAAAHHH!!!

However, ze ***** itself is also susceptible to injury. All men, but especially zose who have not been circumcised, must take great care vhen closing ze fly...


	*tinkle*


	Tum-te-tee... zip

Catching ze foreskin, scrotum, or glans in ze mechanisms of ze metal zipper, has been described as "havink your buttocks pulled up your rectum and out your *****", yet even zis is inadequate.


	AAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!!! PLEASE GOD JUST LET ME DIE NOW!!!! AAAARRRGGGH!!!!

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A Guide to Penis Ownership