A Guide to Penis Ownership

A short educational film about the pitfalls of external genitalia.

Penis Ownership [two]

by DexX
6-26-02

Ze location of ze genitalia of ze human male on ze outside of ze botty is an obvious drawback. Ze vulnerability of ze testicles is vell-known. Our brave volunteer demonstrates...


	haieee-YAH!


	GAAAAHHH!!!

However, ze penis itself is also susceptible to injury. All men, but especially zose who have not been circumcised, must take great care vhen closing ze fly...


	*tinkle*


	Tum-te-tee... zip

Catching ze foreskin, scrotum, or glans in ze mechanisms of ze metal zipper, has been described as "havink your buttocks pulled up your rectum and out your penis", yet even zis is inadequate.


	AAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!!! PLEASE GOD JUST LET ME DIE NOW!!!! AAAARRRGGGH!!!!

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A Guide to Penis Ownership