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by Dimbolo
3-24-01
Brando' finnaly got around to selling his soul.
Contacts, haircut, dyejob. Lost some wieght too, Hot-Damn! Im one sexy bitch!
And for this your sould will be MINE! Bla-hahahahaha!
The task, the 'rub', as it were.
No prob bud, I gave you those psychic powers of doom you wanted too...
Thank you, Cthulu!
Silly Demon Lord. ^_^
POOF!
Bad Cthulu squirrell! I feed you to my cat now!

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
He was a Deadite.
Dear Sweet Jesus NOOO!
Meh?
And didnt know it.
Its a trick! Get an Axe!
Oh well, La ti da... Off to the Starbucks.
The poor bastard.
Mmm..... Coffee....

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
What the hell is she looking at?
Heh heh heh! That that sun shure is fun ta stare at!
Heh! I's caint see no more... Heh! Heh!
Oh well.... Of to work I go.
And the little girl was quoted saying, " AAGH! AAGH! The sun! It burns somehow! "
*blinks*

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
With all that was out there... B.C. thought he'd join in.
Your material SUCKS! Do you expect people to read this crap?
Hey! My name is B.C. , And this is my strip.
He just needed somthing catchy and originel...
Serriously, what the hells your problem?! Your wasting net resourses an-
... *blinks* ...
... *blink* ...
MOH!

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
People have asked me why Im allways smiling... I'll tell ya. Its not cos Im happy!
In fact, its not even a smile! Its more of a grimace!
Yessir! Another happy prozaCocain user!
Why wont my fuckin' jaw open?!

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
Moh!
Ummm.....
What? Dont you get it?! Moh! MOH!
Cthulu bought psychic powers dont fail me now...
OW!
OW!

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
~Theres no money! Theres no posessions! Only obsessions! I dont need that shit!~
This music is shit.... Im gone.
Get your ass back there or so help me God I'll castrate you....
...meep...
B.C. decided to give Xeens' music a try.
~MONEY!!! OBSESSION! POSSESION!~
Just one lightning bolt, God. Just ONE!

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
B.C. at his Taco-Job
Thank you for choosing Gateway Taco-Time, How can I help you?
Yes, Id like a Big-Juan deluxe burrito with extra sour cream! Now!
*GRIMACE!* Yessir, I'll have that out for you in just a few minutes.
Make it snappy, bitch. I aint got all day!
Who has the power? We make your food, remember that.
...heh heh heh heh... *zi-i-i-i-ip*
Damn! These things get better and better! Thanks for nothin', Taco-bitch! Ha!

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
A brief glimpse at the inner workings of a teenage males mind.
He has such beautifull eyes...
Yiff...
Those soulfull orbs... *sigh* I could stare into them for etern- Waitasec....
Booby-Weeny...
Are you staring at my tits?
Casaba Mellons...

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
B.C. and his room-mates bathroom
What the hell is this thing? A qiant, black Q-tip? Some kinda dead dog on a stick?
Hey B.C., You dressed in there?
Yeah Mike, Go ahead an come in.
Alright man, Hey, have you seen my...
Mike, what the hell do you think that *this* could be?
So *YOU* had my back-brush!

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
Inside jokes with yourself are still funny.
Hey Xeen, Guess what?!
*oh god* .......What, B.C.?
... moh!
Eh heh. Funny...
*blinks* C'mon, dont you 'get it'?
No, But your about to...

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
...
Hear Yee! Hear Yee! Hereby do I declare that I have invented the FIRST teleportation device!
...
Its realy great! GREAT I tells ya!
They'll get theirs...
Fuckin' maroon...
Good stuff.... really..... guys.

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
So, Youve invented a teleportation thingy, eh?
Oh yeah! Its real schweet stuff Xeen! First, the molecular destablizer un-ionizes your genezzz zcodz zzz zz zzzzzzzzzzz.......
Oh. Right. Uh huh. That so? Wow. I'd never have guessed...
Yup! And the fun happens when blah blah blah blah blahitty-blahblah blah...
Sweet, mercifull Jesus. Take me now...
Wah wah wah wah, wah wah. Wah wah! Ha ha ha hah! Wah wah wah, wah wah Yiff wah wah.

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
The time has COME! Tremble mortals, before the fruits of my mighty brains labor!
...
Wierd shit goin' on in this panel.
MYAH-HA HA HA HA!! IT WORKS! IT WOOOOORKS!!!
AGH! FUCK!
B.C. Gone?
Where'd he go....?

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
Somewhere in Montana
Mooo....
S'more wierd-ass shit goin' on...
Sweet mother of fuck!
...
Wow! I made it! Im in the Alpha-Quadrent!

 

by Dimbolo
3-24-01
You! Mighty belevolant creature of far space! Share with me your vast knoledge!
Moo...
Moo...?
The begining of a nightmare.
Moh!
...???...

 

by Dimbolo
3-25-01
The average internet exchange for B.C.
*i am a 16yo blond w/a nice ass*
Yiff! Yiff! Yiff! Yiff!
*..........*
*typing* Realy?
*...no.*

 

by Dimbolo
3-25-01
*click* ~Dowloading... Download completed.~
*click* ~Dowloading... Download completed.~
Cable Modems.
I wonder what the 56k'ers are doing tonight.
*click* ~Dowloading... Download completed.~

 

by Dimbolo
3-25-01
And so B.C. made his way back home, spreading the knoledge that he had learned.
Moh!
Mishtah, Yous a tard!
He stroke to accept others mocking of him as being there own was of adjusting to his newfound superiority.
Moh!
I cant believe it... he -actually too stupid to laugh at... I stare!
Home : Where the people who understand you live.
Moh-
Shut up and Kiss me.

 

by Dimbolo
3-25-01
I would officially like to apologise for the True Genious's Epiloge strip.
The spelling and grahmar where even worse than usual and I have no excuses... Except this one.
Xeen was giving me head while I was typing. Cut me some slack, alright?
*growls* Oh, he is SO cut off.....

 

by Dimbolo
3-25-01
Hey Xeen, wanna yiff?
BC.... Ive got cramps, Im bleeding and I just woke up. No.
Aww.....
Thank God, it sunk in.
~The best part of waking up, is getting it in the butt!~
Well, he gets points for creativity.

 

by Dimbolo
3-25-01
Back at home...
*click* Was it good for you? ^_~
~Far across the distance, and spaces between us...~
God, I hate when that happens! .
*click* Awwwwww yeeeeaaah... ; )

 

by Dimbolo
3-25-01
YAHOO! is taking over the internet...
*types* www.geocities.com
All your base are belong to Yahoo!
Site by site, where will it stop?
*types* www.webring.org
All your base are belong to Yahoo!
*types* www.hotnasty.com
All your- Oh, wait... here ya go.

 

by Dimbolo
3-25-01
BC, I brought one of my friends over, DragonXero? You know, -friend-? Not a threat, -FRIEND-.
Shes mine, all mine. DragonXero must die.
As a matter of fact, here he is....
I'll pulp his trechia. That'll teach the skinny fucker to talk to my-
Hey man, So your Xeens boy-toy? I brought doughnuts...
*stares at doughnuts* Xeen who?

 

by Dimbolo
3-25-01
Xeen went to the kitchen to make sandwitches...
Soooooo..... You ever read 'I Feel Sick." by Jhonen Vasq-?
*growls softly* No.
I.... see. Well, Xeen tells me your an artist, care to show me some of your-?
*growls loudly* No.
Holy mother of fuck... Im not going to survive this.
How bout we look at my blunt object collection?

 

by Dimbolo
3-26-01
So, your a friend of my girl, eh?
Yeah man, Im all up in her...
...*blinks*...
Wrong choice of words, Xero m'boy...
Your so fucking dead.
Well, shit.

 

by Dimbolo
3-26-01
Round One... FIGHT!
Dude! No fair! Your huge!
Life sucks, buy a helmet!
FINISH HIM!
Holy mother of- OW!!!
Eat Satanic Head-Punchie!!
Mercy is shown.
Oogh...
Hey, I didnt hit you all that hard, did I?

 

by Dimbolo
3-26-01
Um.. B.C.? Why is Dragon bleeding out of his face?
Um. I found him like that? BYE!
That jerk...
Uuugh... Xeen... I think my brain is hurt...
Bloodstains are a bitch to clean...
MY EYE! Wheres my left, fuckin' eye?!?!

 

by Dimbolo
4-26-01
I retest with stealth!
Damn!
Damn!
I retest with obtenibration!
Every Saturday Night
I negate!
I negate!

 

by Dimbolo
5-03-01
Another Saturday Night...
One, Two, Three...
One, Two, Three...
Scissors!
Rock!
Ah, the drama of immortal conflict.
Sonovabitch!
Ha! All your Gnosis are belong to us, Pisses-On-Hydrants!

 

by Dimbolo
5-03-01
Another Saturday Night.
Fear me, for I am the Dank and the dark and the gloomity-gloom-gloom! I am Carlos Lugos!
My powers include being cool and talking to chicks and-!
*Yawn*
Reality is a harsh mistress.
*whines* Fear me! Im spooky as all hell!!
Brian, my friend. You are -such- a poser.

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