All comics by Dipp

 

The Hard Sell by Dipp 8-14-08
Hi I'm Tom, from the Church of Latter Day Saints I'm not interested		I'm Jewish

 

Awkward Easter Bunny Moments by Dipp 8-14-08
What's with the bunny suit?	What's with the robe?	Idiot Idiot

 

The Dangers of Band Names by Dipp 8-14-08
Awesome show. What's the name of that band?	Godsmack!

 

Spoiler Alert by Dipp 8-14-08
Nice necklace. What's the T stand for?	That's the cross they nail you on	Thanks for ruining the ending to the Passion of the Christ asshole

 

Prior Engagements by Dipp 8-15-08
My wife and I would love to have. you over for dinner this weekend	I can't... Um, it's my birthday.	Liar.

 

The Second Coming of Jesus by Dipp 8-15-08
		Always with the big entrance huh?

 

On the Seventh Day... by Dipp 8-15-08
I had a great time. Me too!		I'd invite you in but my dad's home and he's got a long day tomorrow

 

Walking on Water by Dipp 8-15-08
Just a few more steps this way I love birthday parties!	Why are we? ... I, can't swim!	I hate clowns HELP ME!

 

Wine Service by Dipp 8-15-08
I hear you can make water into wine - what do you charge? It's not really a service	I'll pay you 5 bucks Done	Huh, thought that'd be harder... I'm Jesus, not rich

 

When Jesus joined the Teamsters by Dipp 8-15-08
I hear you're a healer Yup		It's my day off

 

Symptoms of Schizophrenia by Dipp 8-15-08
You're an eggplant		And you're delicious

 

Hunger Pangs by Dipp 8-15-08
		Let me guess, you slept through my fishing lessons...

 

Houdini

In three days you want me to do what?!

by Dipp, 8-18-08

 

Jesusphones by Dipp 8-19-08
Have you seen my iPhone?! Your what?	My Jesusphone, man?! I beg your pardon?	Oh my God! I've lost it! You sure have.

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