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by Do_not_even_ask
3-05-04
Somewhere...
Know Your Routes!
KNOW YOUR ROO- Hey! What!?
Well, knowing your routes is very crucial. Like one day I was heading towards New York but instead I ended up in your mother’s bedroom.
So!
The Moral of the Story: Know Your Routes!
Well, I gave it the award of being the Most. Frightening event. EVER!
Hey, that’s not funny! Now I’m going to have to dress CJayC up as Magus and give him “Pleasure” to mod your message!

 

by Do_not_even_ask
3-12-04
The Amazing Telephone... What's So Amazing About Him?
You're an amazing telephone, huh? So... What makes ya so special?
Well, you see, I'm the King of Italics, and when I use italics on important words, I baffle everyone with my "intelligence".
And that's it?
... Yes.
Wow... That's... Amazing !
Indeed it is, bitch.

 

by Do_not_even_ask
3-31-04
The Amazing Phone predicts what will happen on April Fools Day.
April Fools is slowly inching it's way towards us... I wonder what stunt CJayC will pull...
Oh, the possibilities...
The Amazing Telephone's prediction...
Hello, users of the GameFAQs population... I'd like to announce that today you are all FRANKSTALLOWNED as Frank Stallone has bought GameFAQs from me for $2.50... Pwa ha ha! April Fools!!!
Jeeze... Does this guy even have a life?
Ah, yes... I can't wait until we're all FRANKSTALLOWNED...
... What? I can dream, can't I?

 

by Do_not_even_ask
8-23-04
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to You, FodderMan!
Hello, I'm FodderMan. I represent every fodder character in the GameFAQs Summer Contests. I represent Mr. Driller, Ms. Pac-Man, "Serious" Sam, Tom Nook, Mr. Resetti, and JC Denton, just to name a few.
Really... What about Gordon Freeman?
Gordon Freeman Never Wins
What!? Who do I look like? LoserMan? Jeeze... The nerve of some people...
Well, then, who does represent Gordon Freeman?
Poor Guy... Can Never Get a Break...
Hello, I'm Gordon FreemanMan and I'm an alcoholic. I always lose to less than settlar characters like Tina Armstrong and Max Payne.
Oh... But I'll get my revenge... Oh, yes. It'll be sweet like this burger... Only it won't give me a heart attack... *Cough* God, I'm so lame...

 

by Do_not_even_ask
8-23-04
Hey, All "Good" GameFAQs Comics Have CJayC in Them.
Uh... Since these comics are based around GameFAQs, I guess it's probably best to give CJayC his own character sprite... So, here goes nothing...
Ha, ha! As I, the great, mighty, and poweful CJayC, am being formed into my character sprite, you should all cower in fear!
Soon the next incarnation of a God is bring formed before your obsolete eyes! Soon, fear, destruction, power, and sexiness shall be in the form of...
... A squirrel? What the Hell?
Yeah, That's the Punchline... *Sigh*
Yes! You're in the form of a squirrel with Godly powers! Ph33r!
God dammit... I should've known this was going to be bad...

 

by Do_not_even_ask
8-24-04
I: And Ceejay saith "Thou shalt not take Ceejus' name in vain, II: Nor shalt thou accuse thy Lord of selling out to C|Net
I did not have sexual relations with that company...
Although... There was that time with the goat and the three Italian midgets...
III: But Lo, somone did blaspheme and bear false witness against Ceejus
Nawh... I just made a humourless comic dissing CJayC. Haha! I crack myself up! I said his dick was small!
God dammit... I hate my life.
IV: And Ceejus saw this, and his wrath was mighty, V: The offender was cast down from GameFAQs into the Dark Place, and forced to spend eternity in the flaming inferno of torture known as IGN.
Good Lord! What the Hell just happened?
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by Do_not_even_ask
10-14-04
It's Open Mike Night tonight... This isn't going to end pretty...
So this guy walks up to me and says "FRANKSTALLOWNED!!!" And I was like, no sir... you've been - You guessed it! - FRANKSTALLOWNED!!!
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Soupy's mother is such a whore.

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