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by DonutSkater
11-03-09

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR!
I ehh...
O you.O well it'll come from your paycheck
But...
Liked the happy birthday paint though.try green it matches my car.
Ya that's right check out how the cake was facing in the driver seat

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
What's in the case
ummm..O this ol' thing.
YES the brief case.
Why not like im protecting it or anything!
Hmmm hopefully it doesnt contain my office supplies!
I dont think YOU even know where that stuff has been.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
Time for our presintation Ted.
Our slogan for the new project would be"Office"
Notice that there is 2 words.off and ice.
Which means...
GET OFF THE ICE AND WORK!thank you our project could be a potential winner right?RIGHT?

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
HAHa I can OWN you with my my new promotion that im the assitants assitant!
ummm you dont even know what own means.
Ya huh!
You probably think it means use the bathroom.
I can use the bathroom on you with my new promotion..NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
ooo that sounded wrong.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
Did you know I was trapped in a desert for 4 months.
AHA!Thats why your so freaked out and depressed
They had a dance club in the desert too.
No.NO.Not them again.
well im gonna go back to the fancy video box in a plastic square now.
Hmm i wonder if uncle sampson is still locked in the dance club washing dishes...

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
I have deleted all your spam and organized all data.
Ummm thank you.
Anything i can do"MASTER"
ya ehh be a good little computer and get a life.
Im a gaming computer I have 5 lives.
He started with 10 lives.I need to get used to this.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
Heyy is it lunch time.
I dont know our boss wont tell.He think's it increases productivity.
That's the biggest load of crap i've ever heard.
He'd be better off releasing monkeys around the office on our lunch break.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
Hi sir WRUD?
Why must you talk like that
IDK.Maybe becuase I learned this artful language from the children that I watch at the playground.
Well ttly bye.
Im betting he read this off a cereal box.But the watching children could be true.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
Why is this company such a loser!?
maybe...
Maybe because all your projects ARE CRAP
There not crap just becuse there alive and are crapping!
what?
Crappy i mean crappY!Hehe check your shoes.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
There's been a problem.
Problem?
O should I tell him about the copier explosion?
I wonder if this is about the nice bullies calling him a nerd?
uhhh ya the coffie thing.I'll get you more.
Man do I love kiss ups.But should I tell him about the coffie explosion.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
Sir I feel like I haven't done much work lately.
Well then your living the dream.
What do you approve of this!?
Well I'll tell you what there is some paperwork in my office help finish it for me
I love life..sigh
Yay you can maybe help me finish some of your bosses work I've be been working on for a while

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
Hey meh coworker im goin for a new style Office rap.
Wait are you sagging?
Ya ya up with da thermostat my brother.
Look thats cool and all but...
Did I get the coffee stain right?
...your tie isnt the right gang color,your wig is wayy to spikey, and your shoes are sandals not converse.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
Everyone meet the new security guard.MELVIN
And no I have no clue what happened to the old guard.
ALLLLL alone in the bathroom.
So why did you tell me to carry this around and not listen to any thing that happens inside this case.
That would be security purposes.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
Umm boss something happened to the red paint for the paper so I just...
forced...I mean used a subsitute.
Great job keep up the good work.
And you say It was some freaky wacko who was very intimidating and you couldnt stop man from beating out your insides and taking them.
Sure i guess.

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
How do I heat up soup in the oven?
I dun know just dump it in the bottom of the oven and set it to 350.
K ehhh the chicken and noodles are black now
Hmmm...take a minute off the cooking time.
See I made my wokers think when I took the microwave away.
Yes but did You think?

 

by DonutSkater
11-03-09
AHAHAH something in my eye!Cant read so no worker inspections today.
Ummm...Is that his excuse to get out of actual work
Apparently
I love to watch on halloween when he pretends to die to get out of working
Or when he fell off the roof on christmas and we didnt work for 2 months while he was in the hospital.Ya not the first time he's been dropped.

 

by DonutSkater
11-04-09
Eveyone todAY IM GONNA TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT ORGANIZATION.First find out a name for everyone.Sappy!
EVIL STARE.
That one guy, so as you can tell use these techniquies to make work better.
haha I'll put you in my suitcase.

 

by DonutSkater
11-04-09
Muaha stalking my pery to his cubicle.
Then ready to POUNCE!
Ehh.. Melvin what od you want?
Uhhh... Nothing I like to stare at your back side.turn around so i can see it.

 

by DonutSkater
11-04-09
Melvin I want you to be in charge of bringing in a new worker from outside.
Yes my lord the quest will be carried out as you have comanded.
Come to me jobless losers!I will be your officer in this battle of making paper and office supplies!
YES!SIR I HAVE A NEW WORKER AQUIRED!
So ehh..BURP...What we supo'sed to do wit the paper.

 

by DonutSkater
11-04-09
Sir have you noticed that there is no girls working at this office.
Yes but see that would be a destraction from your work
Im a guy.I do nothing more than think about girls.And all you do is think of distraction and get rid of them for us.
hmmmm.nice point but...
your 67 which is the age were girls are not on your WHAT SHOULD I DO list, and eh.. go work.Nice talk with you.

 

by DonutSkater
11-04-09
You know I think that when someone's late for work they should buy us all breakfast tomarrow
Great I showed him.
Yes sir.
O so that's why You've bought KFC every day and then ate it all after the meetings.
Yep because the I eat the breakfast part before the meetings.KFC WILL BE MINE.

 

by DonutSkater
11-04-09
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So that is how I restart my computer.
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Ya but that was what you said for restarting the restarters function.
Wow your getting good at this.

 

by DonutSkater
12-08-09
I think we should ban knifes from the kitchen unsafe
but I use them to cut up meat.
NONO I dont chop up peoples bodies with them.I just eat the meat after it's cut.
so on and so on
NONO I dont eat cut up humans i just ...eat the meat whole.NONO i just...

 

by DonutSkater
12-16-09
Dwouldnt you agree that our boss is like swallowing a on razor?
yes because he is our supior who does those things for us to work.
umm...so is that all.
I guess I'll just call the ambulance.
Right just ask for someone else's help cant just drop a hint!

 

by DonutSkater
12-16-09
My computer turned off.Can u turn it on?
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!HAHA!
Someone made those toilet bowls dirty.
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!HAHA!
the man in this case was screaming last night.
THAt's what he...said.I..m done with that.

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