All comics by Drewcifer

 

Steve's Brush With Death by Drewcifer 2-27-01
So, I was in the park the other day... Excuse me, where's the nearest Olive Garden? Uhm, over on State and 4th. About three blocks away.	...and The Grim Reaper asked me for directions. Thanks, Dude. No problem.	I really wish that wasn't the most exciting thing that's happened to me all week. Wow, I thought he'd be taller.

 

Steve's buddy is cooler than he thought... by Drewcifer 2-27-01
I've got something to tell you, Steve. What's that, Bob?	I'm really Satan. Are you serious?	Yup. YES! Now Robert Downey, Jr. will die!!

 

Stacy Goofs Up Yet Again. by Drewcifer 2-27-01
Hi there! We're from the American Scrapple Council! Yes! You should all eat more Scrapple!!	It's yummy and tasty and...ugh, I don't feel to good all of a sudden... Oh Christ, not again...	SHIT!!! How many times do I have to tell you NOT to eat it with Non-Dairy Creamer? Come on, I'll get the jalapeno dip...

 

Things Just Ain't What They Seem... by Drewcifer 2-27-01
Hey Clown! Have at you!! Oh, fer cryin' out loud. Not again.	BANZAI!!!!!! BOOGA-BOOGA!!	SHIT!!!! *SIGH* Time for a Tom Collins.

 

Steve Makes a Pact With Himself... by Drewcifer 2-27-01
I went to the park again yesterday... Hey, buddy! Hit me baby, one more time...	...this really wierd thing happened... Do I have something in my teeth? Uhm, yeah.	From now on, I'm gonna stay home an play computer games. ALRIGHT!! Pong 3D!!

 

A Titanic Struggle of wills... by Drewcifer 3-07-01
	*BLEEP* You've got mail!	YESS!!! That's five in a row!!! FUCK! Goddamn AOL!!

 

High Stakes by Drewcifer 3-07-01
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and Infinity.	Uhm, 342, 562? Nope. Abra-Kapocus!	Well, what was it then? It was 6. Let's go get a taco, and possibly a milkshake.

 

The Perils of Total Honesty by Drewcifer 3-07-01
What?	I think you look like you've got a seaweed salad stuck in your teeth.	OW!! That stings!!! Jackass...

 

Maybe it's time for a career change, Sparky! by Drewcifer 3-07-01
What's up, Dr. Halitosis?	'Allo, I've got a pig in me trousers! Uhm, you've been using the particle accelerator to make coffee again, haven't you?	Kerplunk!!! Time for me to take the ficus plant for a walk! Ugh, I gotta get a new job...

 

Bored by Drewcifer 1-04-03
Hey... What?	Abra-Kapocus!!! SHIT!!! STINGS!!!! What the hell did you do that for?!	I'm bored. No words can express how much I hate you.

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